Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 9. ODST Vs The Enclave
AN: I lost the bet, I didn’t think the Rajput was that strong, but looking at his weapons….yeah never mind…. So here is the next match up, and sorry for the delay, my computer was broken, it had to be repaired and so on. But don’t worry I will be working on this next chapter. Like before send in your ideas for match ups or just ideas for fighters so I can match em up.
Earths Military might, whose troops fought bravely against the Covenant.
Powerful Troops, who take no prisoner’s, all in the name of their country.
Who is Deadliest.
Bren smiled looking around.
“We got some good weapons and two powerful military forces. ODST and Enclave.” Bren said
The Camera turned to Rommel who was looking over the weapons.
“Both are powerful, ODST has speed, but the Enclave has power” Rommel said
Russell nodded his head in agreement
“This will be one interesting fight” He said
Both sides bring in a powerful Arsenal of weapons.
ODST’s Weapons are
M7S Caseless Submachine Gun
M9 Frag Grenades
The Bubble shield
M41 Rocket Launcher
While The Enclave Brings
The Plasma Rifle
The Plasma Pistol
To Test the Weapons for the ODST they brought in a Veteran of the ODST, Gunnery Sergeant Buck. An ODST Trooper who fought in the streets of New Mombassa against the Covenant and because of this he knows how to make every shot count on the field of battle.
Testing for the Enclave they brought in Commanding Officer Augustus Autumn, a daring leader and powerful weapon’s expert of the Enclave Forces. Growing up in the harsh Wastelands he knows the right ways to kill a man and make them suffer as well.
“Who will win, ODST, they fight as a team, know how to fight, and they have sleeker armor” Bren said
“Enclave, their weapons can do more damage then lead, and their power armor seems to be stronger, and that will make a difference” Rommel said.
For the first test, they are going to test out the medium range weapons.
It shows everyone out in the firing range.
Buck held out the SMG
“This gun once took out a hunter, any gun can kill any man, just aim at the right spot” Buck said
“I agree, of course the better gun will be more likely to do that” Autumn said holding up his Plasma Rifle
“Alright guys, I got the test set up, five targets, two spare clips of ammo, I want you to take them all out in the fastest time possible.” Bren said pointing to two identical set ups, it features five gel torsos all in an arrow formation.
“Buck your first” Bren said holding a stopwatch, everyone else watched the man take aim
“Three, two one…FIRE” Bren called out and Buck sent a spray of bullet turning the first gel torso inside out, spraying fake guts and blood all over the ground. He took out another two torsos then reloaded and then finished off the last two torsos.
“Not bad, 27 seconds” Bren said looking at the timer
“Thanks” Buck Said
“Right, just don’t forget you wasted a lot of bullets to take out those targets, I can take them out in 5 shots” Autumn said
Bren turned to Rommel
“20 Bucks says he can’t” Bren said
“You’re on” Rommel said grinning
Autumn took his position and aimed the rifle
“The, two, one FIRE” Bren called out again and Autumn took five shots and each shot was on the mark, turning each gel torso into a pile of goo. Bren, Rommel, and Russell’s eyes were wide in shock.
Bren then sighed and handed Rommel the dollar bill
“Right, looking at the data, the SMG is a good gun, it can do a lot of damage and it is silenced, but the damage a plasma rifle can do is beyond what the SMG can do, edge Enclave” Bren said
“So what do you have for a side arm, a plasma pistol?” Buck asked holding up his magnum
“Yes we do” Autumn said holding up the Sci-Fi weapon
Buck just groaned in annoyance
“Alright guys, I got three target dummies and you each get five shots, lets see how accurate you are with the side arms” Rommel said
Buck was up first and he took aim with one hand and fired three times, each shot was a precise head shot destroying each dummy’s head.
“Now that was impressive” Russell said looking at the damage
“Clean shots, instant death, just wow” Russell said looking over the destroyed heads
“The Magnum lost some of its power over the years but for the ODST ours is one of the best, and being silenced also makes it a useful tool for taking out brutes who don’t notice us” Buck explained
Autumn took his position and aimed at the targets and fired five times. Only two of the targets were hit and turned into goo, the last had only two grazing shots and one complete miss.
“Damn pistol….” Autumn grumbled
“Better luck next time” Buck said patting Autumn’s shoulder, mocking him.
“Right so I assume the pistol isn’t as accurate as the rifle” Bren said
“I’m afraid so, the pistol isn’t as efficient as the Rifle” Autumn said
For the Next test it is heavy weaponry.
Autumn stood next to a special Enclave Trooper, his armor was more bull like.
“This is the Hell Fire Trooper, and that is the Flamer. A Powerful Incendiary weapon, with the heat known to go up to at least 1500 Degrees” Autumn said
“1500, that is a horrible way to die, die in at least 15 seconds, and that is pure pain and fear” Rommel said shivering a bit at the thought.
“Right we got some gel torsos, a group of 6 set up like a squad of ODST” Bren said pointing to a small wall, some were in front of the wall and the others were behind it like cover
“You know what to do” Autumn said to the Armored man and the man nodded his head acknowledging the order
He walked to the group and sent the wave of fire right at the targets.
Bren was watching with a thermal sensor
“Going up to 1500, no 1750 degrees, that is nuts” Bren said sweating, be it from the heat of fear of what it would do to him is anyone guess
The Hell Fire Trooper stopped firing and they took a look at the damage, the ones in the front were literally toast and the ones in the back were a flambé in short they were roasted alive and dead.
“Not bad, but I can kill from afar” Buck said holding his rocket launcher, “Two shots, no need to reload until after I fire both shots. This is something even the Spartans use” Buck said
“Oh yeah I remember that” Rommel said looking over the weapon
“Right let’s set it up” Russell said
The targets were replaced and the setting changed to be six targets in a small building taking cover, a couple of troops were outside of the building, the rest inside.
“alright ready when you are” Bren said to Buck who took aim
Buck smiled and then fired one shot which flew into the small building blowing it to bits, he fired one more shot adding to the damage
“Impressive, it’s just like when the Taliban took on the IRA, Flame Thrower against a rocket launcher, there is no comparison” Bren said
The Next Test will involve the explosive side of the things
“This is the standard M9 Frag Grenade, good for taking out a group of enemies, like Jackals, and grunts.” Buck said and Rommel looked over the Grenade
“Well made, so I got a group of targets set up for you, why don’t you give that a toss and we see what it can do” Rommel said and Buck pulled the pin and threw an over hand throw tossing the grenade into the middle of the group of targets.
A second passed and the explosion went off engulfing the targets in smoke and shrapnel.
Russell didn’t even need to get his gloves on to see the damage, it was obvious if this went off, the targets would be dead.
“That’s it, the Enclave upgraded that a long time ago with this” Autumn said holding up his grenade, “This is a Plasma grenade, with a radius sphere explosion of 5 feet, this weapon taken down raiders, ghouls, and super mutants easily” Autumn explained
“Ok that is pretty good, let’s find out what it can do on some gel torsos” Bren said
After a quick screen wipe the grenade was tossed into a group of targets and it went off in a green sphere of plasma turning the targets into piles of goo.
“Yikes…” Bren said looking at the goo
“So this can do that kind of damage huh” Rommel said
“Correct, it’s standard for all troops to carry at least two on all times” Autumn said
“I see” Bren said typing on his laptop
“Between the Plasma and Frag Grenade, the Frag is good in general, it can blow stuff up, it can kill a man, but the plasma grenade while not having an explosion per say, does do more damage to a person. Edge Plasma Grenade” Russell said
For the final test it is two special weapons.
Autumn held up a sword like object which was the size of a small sword, but instead of a blade it was a chain saw.
“This is the Ripper, can cut a man’s limbs off as easily as getting breakfast” Autumn said revving it
“So it can do that, alright we got a Pig Carcass hanging up” Bren said pointing to the pig carcass, “As Pig flesh and bone are close to a humans lets see you cut us up some pork chops” Bren said
Autumn got into position and revved the ripper
“Three, two, one, RIP IT” Bren called out and Autumn swung the blade and it made a sickening sound as it cut through the flesh and bones, spilling pig blood and chucks of flesh all over the floor. Autumn then pulled back turning off the ripper and flicking blood off it.
“…my god that is horrible” Russell managed to say looking at the damage
“Cut through the spin, the flesh, this is a horrible weapon” Russell said looking over the now cut up pig.
“Uh Anyone in the mood for pork chops?” Bren asked, only to get strange looks from everyone including Autumn, “Too soon?” He asked
Everyone groaned a bit but they moved on outside for fresh air and the next test
“So what do you have” Bren asked Buck
Buck Pulled out a strange device, it looked like an oversized tent stake but with all sorts of machinery on it
“This is the bubble shield, can block projectile attacks up to the point of mortar fire” Buck Explained
“No kidding, what do you say we get some Enclave to fire at it” Bren said
“Sure” Buck said
Buck got into position while Autumn and two other soldiers took position with their rifles and pistols
“Alright throw it down” Bren said and Buck threw down the device implanting itself into the ground forming the barrier, Buck ran out and the Enclave open fired on the shield.
The plasma hit their marks but the shield didn’t budge, all the shots just stopped on it until after 15 seconds the shield dissipated
“Not bad, so this thing only stops projectiles?” Bren asked
“That’s right, anyone can move in or out freely, I admit it has that big flaw but in terms of a fire fight, this is the best defense we got other then just avoiding the battle entirely” Buck said
“I agree” Bren said
“Between the bubble shield and the Ripper, I got to go with the ripper, because this is the deadliest warrior, not the deadliest defender. The bubble shield is by far the most useful weapon, but it has no killing potential. Edge Ripper” Rommel said
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. As both sides do all missions in squads of 5, Bren sets the computer to simulate a squad on squad battle. To make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky bullet, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win.
Fighters for Freedom
It shows an ODST Escorting some civilians while firing behind him against an off screen enemy.
Vs. Cruel warlords
It shows the Enclave shooting down a beggar.
It shows the Enclave firing a plasma rifle taking down a super mutant
Shows an ODST Firing his magnum hitting a Brute in the head taking him down.
Shows a squad of ODST flanking a group of Brutes who are firing on a group of Marines
Vs. Brutal tactics
It shows an Enclave trooper knocking back a raider in his power armor and then slamming his ripper into the chest.
“Alright got the numbers in, lets see who the better military soldier is” Bren said hitting a final key on his laptop starting the simulation.
The Simulation opens up in Megaton, a Group of ODST where in the middle of the town looking at the bomb and chatting with each other when the gate opened up prompting them to turn around and they saw the 5 Enclave Soldiers walk down.
The ODST pulled out their weapons wondering if they were friend or foe when the Enclave leader in Hellfire Power Armor and a flamer signaled to his squad to open fire on these men.
One of the soldiers pulled out his plasma grenade and tossed it down on the ODST in which they scattered but one of them got caught in the blast and his armor couldn’t prevent him from dying.
Civilians scattered in fear from this scene knowing there would be a fight.
The Enclave leader signaled his troops to search the area for the rest and they did split up. The Leader took the middle route down to the large bomb while the other four split up in groups of two.
The ones who went left walked behind the Sheriffs home only to be ambushed by an ODST trooper who pulled the pin on his frag grenade, dropped it and ran only to be shot in the back by a well placed plasma pistol twice but then the frag grenade went off taking out the duo of Enclave soldiers evening the playing field
The other two Enclave soldiers made their way around to the Saloon’s back only to be fired upon by an ODST with a Rocket Launcher, it took out one of the soldiers but the other one survived and fired his plasma rifle taking out the ODST trooper.
The leader walked up a walk way near the Store when he was ambushed by an ODST who tried to fire his magnum into the leader but the bullets couldn’t penetrate fully and he felt the wrath of the flamethrower burning him alive.
The Other Enclave soldier was looking around near the water plant when the door opened and the ODST Leader ran out pushing the man off the edge of the balcony.
The ODST Leader breathed a sigh of relief but it was short lived as he saw the Enclave Leader with his flamer.
The Enclave Leader ran at him with the flamer but the ODST Leader pulled out his SMG and fired on him only to have the bullets bounce off.
He was running out of time, soon the Enclave leader would be close enough to use the flamer on him, he pulled out his bubble shield and threw it down just as the flamer started up, engulfing the bubble in flames.
The flames stopped but then the ODST Leader saw the Enclave leader pulled out his ripper and the bubble dissipated.
Both stared off through their masks and the ODST pulled out a trench knife in defense but the Enclave leader was too fast he swung his ripper into the chest of the ODST breaking the armor and knocking him down to the ground.
He tried to pick his knife back up but the Enclave stepped on his hand and then removed the helmet and then swung his Ripper down onto the head.
He turned to the Megaton Square and shouted, “For President Eden!”
“Out of 1000 battles the Enclave won 811 times against the ODST 189 mostly due to the fact that the Enclave weapons were plasma based and meant to do more damage then lead” Bren said “This was by far the most one sided fights to date” He added
The Plasma Rifle: 173
The Plasma Pistol: 78
Plasma Grenade: 218
The Ripper: 124
The Flamer: 218
M7S Caseless Submachine Gun: 29
M6C/SOCOM Magnum : 23
M9 Frag Grenades: 47
The Bubble shield: 0
M41 Rocket Launcher: 90
With the Exception of the Enclave’s plasma pistol, all the kills for the Enclave were in the triple digit with both the Plasma Grenades and the Flamer having the most kills of both 218. The ODST however only had the M41 Rocket Launcher to be the only powerful weapon with only 90 kills.
“The Enclave will always stand tall” Autumn said
“We lost, so what, we are hell jumper’s, I’ve seen hell and I am sure to see more in the future” Buck said
The final scene shows the Enclave Leader walking out of Megaton with his flamer on his back.