Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 8. Sora Vs Robin
AN: Al Capone, why did you lose….oh well I lost a bet so I got to update, good thing I planned ahead for that outcome. Enjoy and maybe my choice next week will work.
Wielder of the Keyblade and magic warrior against the heartless.
Leader of the Teen Titans and user of multiple tools.
Who is Deadliest?
Bren turned to the camera and smiles
“Sora and Robin, one uses magic, the other uses tools. Both are good in a fight no matter what, that I can agree.” Bren said
Rommel was looking over Robins tools
“I got to say that Robin knows how to make good tools, and I’m not someone who works with magic, that’s Bren’s department” Rommel said chuckling a bit
“I have to say that Sora would win, he has magic, and that means he won’t be over laden with tools” Bren said
“Robin, he has the right tool for the right job, enough said” Rommel said
To test the weapons, they brought Roxas, the nobody of Sora meaning he is able to use the same abilities of Sora and more.
For Robin, they found the man who inspired many of the tools and weapons, Batman himself.
“Alright let’s see what we can do” Bren said smiling
The first test will be with long range weapons
It shows everyone outside at the firing range
“alright uh Batman we got a dummy at 15 yards from where we are standing, say it’s a criminal, what would you use, or should I say Robin” Bren asked
“Robin uses the Birdarangs, modeled after my personal batarangs, using the same aerodynamic technology they can effectively knockout a criminal or do more damage” The Dark Knight explained
“I see, care to demonstrate?” Bren asked
Batman took the birdarang and threw it in a wide arc, it sailed right at the dummies head
“Boom headshot” Bren said chuckling
They took a look at the dummy and noticed the head had some fake blood coming out of the side
“So these were not meant to kill?” Bren asked
“Mostly to knock out a criminal, it is possible to kill them, but in our line of work we try to avoid that” Batman explained
“Ok I can see that” Bren said
“Sure that is cool and all, but I got a move that will not only hit a target but aim for it, the ice spell” Roxas said
“Really, then show it” Rommel said
He pressed a button and a clay pigeon (the disks used in competition) flung into the air and Roxas sent a small ice shard at it and they watched it home in and shatter the disk.
“Not bad” Bren said
“Ok this is an interesting match up, we got metal, against ice, both are good in a fight, but I have to give the edge to the move that doesn’t need to be carried” Rommel said
“Alright so what else do you have to do?” Bren asked Batman
Batman held up a yellow disk
“This is a Disk Grenade, it has multiple features, which range from basic explosions to flash bangs” Batman explained.
“Alright, we got a small wall set up with the bag guy behind it, lets see how tough these grenades are” Rommel said
Batman threw the disk and it exploded in a large flash of fire and stone breaking up. The wall had fallen and the man behind it crushed
“The man is covered in brick and such, but he is still alive…barely, enough to get taken into custody” Russell said examining the dummy
It was Roxas’s turn and he sent a burst of fire at his wall, but the wall was only scorched
“Sorry, but as much as I like fire, the disk grenade is a much better tool to taking on enemies” Bren said
For the next test, its time to see how well they could stun an enemy
“Alright Roxas what can you do?” Bren asked
“I got a thunder spell, great for stunning and I don’t need anything else to use it” He said
He made his point by firing on a gel dummy with a shock sensor in it
In one brief moment the dummy lit up and it was scorched
“I’m not a doctor but I think that is a kill” Bren said as Russell took a look at the dummy
“Dead, and well done as well, that is a horrible way to die” Russell said
“But if you kill the criminal you can’t interrogate them” Batman said
“That is true” Bren said, “So what’s your method to shocking?” He asked
Batman held Robin’s stun gun, it looked like a ray gun but a bright yellow with red decals
“The stun gun, able to send enough jolts to either stun a man or if the criminal is too dangerous to live, as a last resort can be set to kill” Batman explained
“I see, so could you use it on the gel dummy” Bren asked
Batman took aim and the gun fired a small burst of plasma and it burned the gel and it basically looked like the results of the Thunder Spell.
“So you can set the power on that?” Russell asked
“That is correct, it allows plenty of ways to use it” Batman said
“Between the two, the thunder spell is good, but it has no control, it is one setting, the stun gun can be changed for the right situation, edge stun gun” Rommel said
For the final test, they test both fighter’s melee and main weapons, Robin’s Bo staff, and Sora’s keyblade
Roxas held up his keyblade and Batman pulled out a small metal pipe like object which opened up to reveal itself as the staff
“Alright, we need to test the power of each weapon, Roxas you hit the gel dummy and we see what kind of damage you can do” Bren said
Roxas held the keyblade and with a grunt swung it hard on the head of the dummy cracking the skull
“Yikes” Russell said taking a look at the damage
“Fractured skull, a concussion is the least that would happen, but it could be him dying in a few minutes or instant death, all I can say is that this is a tough weapon” Russell said
Batman took his turn and swung the staff multiple times, each blow was fast and hard and the skull was cracked in multiple places inside the gel torso.
“Not bad, fast and hard, easily a killing blow, but the keyblade done the same damage in less the time” Russell said
“Yeah, I like the staff, but the keyblade is more powerful then the staff, edge goes to Sora” Rommel said
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. To make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky bullet, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win?
Hero against Crime
It shows Robin standing on top of a building at night, looking down at the city below
Vs Hero against heartless
It shows Sora running into group of heartless drones and knocking them away with his blade
Shows Sora sending multiple fire spells at a group of heartless
Vs Tech user
Shows Robin throwing a birdarang knocking a gun out of a bank robber’s hand
It shows Robin sneaking up behind a criminal and knocking him out with one punch
Vs Strong attacks
It shows Sora spinning with his keyblade sending at least 14 heartless flying
“Alright let’s see who wins” Bren said hitting the key on the keyboard
The Simulation opens up on top of the Wayne Corporation roof, Robin was standing on the edge looking out on the city when he heard something, he turned around holding a birdarang in his hand when he saw Sora who held his keyblade up.
Both stared at each other and then Sora made the first move, he sent an ice spell at Robin who threw his birdarang in response, both moves hit each other head on negating the spell and destroying the small weapon.
Robin pulled out a few grenade disks and sent them flying at Sora only to have them miss and create a large hole in the roof.
Sora sent a few fire spells at Robin and jumped down through the hole while Robin nearly got hit by the spells.
Robin jumped down and drew his stun gun but then fell to the ground in pain, he was shocked by a thunder spell by a waiting Sora.
He coughed a bit, nearly dead but he drew his staff which he swung at Sora
Sora blocked with the keyblade and they began to duel each other, Robin kept keeping on an assault of quick blows while Sora could barely block them.
Soon Sora was backed up against a window and he tried to swing his blade at Robin, but he was too slow, Robin used that moment to grab the blade, pull it out of Sora’s hand and send a round house kick into his chest knocking him out of the window.
A thug could be heard on the ground below and Robin sighed.
“Ok, out of 1000 battles, robin won 524 times, against Sora’s 476 kills. Mostly due to the fact that Robin’s weapons were meant to do real damage against humans, yes magic was good but it didn’t guarantee a kill.” Bren explained
Bo Staff: 201
Disk Grenade: 164
Stun Blaster: 45
Fire Spell: 127
Ice Spell: 25
Thunder Spell: 81
Every Weapon that Robin had used with the exception of the stun blaster had kills in the triple digits, while only Sora had his Keyblade and fire spell as the only triple digit weapon.
“I taught Robin everything he knows, and he learned a lot on his own, I’m proud of him” Batman said
“So Sora lost, I know how strong he is, and that won’t change anything” Roxas said
The Final Scene Shows Robin walking out of the building on the ground floor, clutching his shoulder in pain.
AN: Sorry to all Kingdom Hearts fans.