Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 7. Commander Shepard Vs Master Chief
- Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X
- 7. Commander Shepard Vs Master Chief
AN: My Friend TitanWolf and I are having an on going bet for season two of the Deadliest Warrior, we each pick a side (or both in this case) if you lose, we update the chapter, if we both pick the loser, we both update. Since Attila kicked ass in the last episode, we both lost. So hopefully my next pick will be a winner. Also for the sake of this chapter, Shepard shall be a good guy, male, and I will let you decide on what he looks like.
Spartan hero whose skills in the military combat have earned him the reputation for being the best of the best.
Hero of the Alliance Military, whose victory against the Geth, Collectors, and reapers, has him known to be the hero for human and alien alike.
Who is Deadliest?
Bren turned to the camera smiling
“Time for another good fight, hero Vs hero. And today we got two of the best military fighters from the Space Era, Master Chief and Commander Shepard” Bren said
Rommel looked at the weapons on a nearby table
“Both fighters used good weapons in each of their adventures, all of which are firearms, this could make the fight come even” Rommel said
“Who do I think will win? Commander Shepard, he saved the world from killer machines, the size of planets too, that’s something to say” Bren said
“Master Chief, smart, tough, and built for combat, no contest” Rommel said.
MA5C Assault Rifle
M41 Rocket Launcher
M-76 Revenant Assault Rifle
M-27 Scimitar Shotgun
M-6 Carnifex Pistol
M-100 Grenade Launcher
To test the weapons for Master Chief, we brought in Spartan J10 or Jacob. He has been the leader of the KWAC squad and is familiar with the Spartan tactics and skills.
For Shepard’s team, we have Garrus Vakarian, a turian sniper and close friend of Commander Shepard, along with Grunt, a krogan warrior whose skills in heavy weaponry will be a use for the testing.
“Alright let’s fire this up” Russell said putting on his rubber gloves in anticipation of the carnage.
The first test will be using both warriors basic and most used weapon, the assault rifle.
It moves to the firing range where Jacob held his MA5C in his hands.
“A good machine, basic but it does the job, plenty of ammo and good stopping power” Jacob explained
“Right, so what I need you to do, is you see across the range, we three dummies lined up, just fire at them, and we will see the damage” Rommel explained
Jacob took position and from beneath his helmet smiled, he fired a spray of bullets at the trio of dummies and in about 30 seconds stopped and reloaded
“Alright let’s take a look at the damage” Rommel said
Russell took a look at the target dummies
“I’m seeing a lot of hits, but upon further inspection I notice that the wounds may be hitting, they aren’t doing much bullet penetration, don’t get me wrong this would do a lot of damage, but they might be able to fire a few bullets back” Russell said
The MA5C may not have impressed the judges, but perhaps Shepard’s gun will do the damage.
Garrus held the Revenant rifle in his hands.
“The Commander found this rifle in the collector ship, it is extremely powerful. Almost can rival my personal sniper rifle” Garrus explained
He took position and open fired on the wall of dummies, and after a while he stopped firing and reloaded the thermal clips
Russell looked at the damage
“Interesting, while Master Chief’s weapon was more accurate, each shot went at least 5 inches into the dummies, however not many shots hit…hmmm most interesting” Russell said
“So who gets the edge?” Rommel asked
“I think both should, one can hit more, but the other has more power” Bren said
“I agree” Russell said
For the next test its time to get up close and personal
Grunt held the scimitar and smiled; only it was more of a serious smile.
“This weapon is Shepard’s best shotgun, I’ve personally seen it shoot through two collectors, and wounded a third. All with one pull of the trigger” Grunt said in his low tone of voice.
“Really, I’d like to see that” Jacob said
“With pleasure” Grunt said aiming it at the Spartan and Bren intervened
“Uh Grunt, the target is that way” Bren said pointing at the Dummy
“Right…” Grunt said almost disappointed, he got close to the dummy and cocked the shotgun
“When your ready” Rommel said
Grunt didn’t wait, he fired into the chest leaving a large hole in the dummy and then one in the head which literally shot the head clean off, or would have if not for the fake blood spilling out.
“Too easy” He muttered
Russell shook his head slowly
“I don’t even need to put my gloves on, that shotgun literally blasted a hole right in the dummy’s chest, what more can I say” Russell said
Jacob held his shotgun
“Know what, sure you got power, but mine is a lot lighter, and I’m sure I got better range” Jacob said
He went to his dummy and was twice the length Grunt was standing, which was more like two feet, Jacob was four feet.
Jacob took aim and fired at the head, pumped, then fired another shot, then fired one more shot blasting the head right off, he pumped one last time.
“Not bad” Russell said looking at the headless dummy
“Master Chief’s shotgun is a good weapon, and it has better range, but I can’t deny that the Scimitar literally blasted freakin hole in the dummy, that said, Shepard gets the edge” Rommel said
For the next test, it will be the personal side arms that will be tested.
Jacob held his magnum
“Over the years, these things have gotten weaker, but they are always handing in a pinch” Jacob said aimed at his target dummy
He fired one shot and it’s face was blown off
“Course head shots still can hurt, a lot” Jacob added
“I concur” Bren added
Garrus held the Carnifex
“This weapon is really known as a hand cannon, high power, easy to carry, may only have a few shots, but each shot will be a critical blow, like so” Garrus said and with the skills of a marksmen, he tossed the pistol in the air grabbed it as it fell and fired on the gel dummy doing a head shot as well.
Everyone, including Jacob clapped at the performance.
“Both guns are really good” Russell said, “But if I have to give an edge, its got to be the gun with more fire power, the Carnifex” He added
For the Final test, it will be special weapons, both of which are known to give a bang for the buck
Grunt held the grenade launcher
“This weapon is very useful for taking out multiple targets, with a high rate of fire and little recoil, this is one weapon even I don’t want to stand in front off when it goes off” Grunt said
“Good, because we set up a group of targets right about 50 feet away, think you could hit it?” Bren asked
“Probably” Grunt said taking aim; he fired off three shots and each shot rained down on the targets, blowing them up quite nicely.
“Good shooting” Rommel said
“Thanks” Grunt said
The Grenade Launcher may have been impressive but Jacob thinks he has something even better
“Gentlemen, I give you the M41 rocket launcher, duel barrels for quick double shots, and it can take down tanks, groups of enemies, or that one neighbor who really pisses you off” Jacob said grinning from beneath the helmet
“Right, think you can make 50 feet?” Bren asked
“Of course” Jacob said taking aim at his group of targets, he fired one shot and then fired another
The first set off a large explosion but the second only added to the carnage, dummies flew into the air and one’s head even landed right at Bren’s feet
“Ok I feel like this happened to me before” Bren kicked the head away.
“Damn” Rommel said, he was almost speechless
“Ok who would I give the edge to, I got to give it to the rocket launcher, sure it only has two shots, but the blast is something to be impressed by” Russell said
“I got to go with the rockets, fast, deadly, and can fire straight, the grenade launcher needs to be fired in an arch, the rockets, no need” Bren said
Edge: Master Chief
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. To make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky bullet, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win?
It shows A Group of Spartan soldiers lined up at attention
It shows Shepard in his N7 Armor standing at attention
It shows a young Shepard doing pushups along side other soldiers
Vs engineered Super soldier
It shows a young boy whose face is turned away from the camera, being strapped to a table
“Lets do this” Bren said hitting the last key on the key board.
The Simulation opens up in some old Forerunner ruins; Master Chief with his weapons on his back is looking around the area.
On another part of the ruins Shepard with his weapons on his back was also looking around the area.
Both sides walk into a large circular room where they faced each other.
Shepard went for his grenade launcher and aimed it at Master Chief who turned and ran back the way he came just as Shepard fired three shots at the doorway.
Chief turned and could be heard breathing heavily, he was caught off guard but he was ready to fight back, he pulled off his back his rocket launcher and aimed it down the hallway, ready for Shepard to walk out of the door and into his range.
Shepard had dropped his launcher and walked out of the doorway; he heard the shot of the rocket launcher and pulled back before being hit by the rocket.
He pulled out his assault rifle and ran back out and ducked in time not to get shot again by the second shot.
He open fired on Chief who turned and ran further down the hallway and into an open room where he pulled out his assault rifle and prepared to fire on him
Shepard followed Chief and was almost taken out by a burst fire of bullets.
Shepard stood back and fired a few shots from around the corner.
Shepard ran out of clips and pulled out his shotgun and ran out firing two shots at Chief, they didn’t do much damage thanks to the distance but it did surprise Master Chief.
Shepard slammed the gun out of Chief’s hands with the shotgun and fired at close range and barely missed, Chief clutched his side and quickly pulled his shotgun and fired at Shepard knocking him back onto the ground.
Chief ran further down the corridors and came into a large open area, light shone through from the almost glass like ceiling
Shepard stepped into the room and clutched his chest, thank goodness for his armor.
Chief pulled out his magnum and fired a few shots at Shepard who ducked behind a fallen pillar, he drew his Carnifex and came back up and fired two shots, one missed but the other shot the magnum out of Master Chief’s hands
He jumped up and ran at Chief who grabbed Shepard and they began to wrestle each other, Shepard was trying to aim his pistol at Chief and he was trying to prevent that
Chief kneed Shepard knocking him down and he turned to grab his Magnum but Shepard grabbed his leg knocking him down, he quickly grabbed his gun and fired three times right at the back of Master Chief’s head, the fight was over…
Winner: Commander Shepard
“Out of 1000 battles Commander Shepard won 672 times but then again I’m not surprised, Shepard is a tough fighter, he has better weapons and good training, Master Chief is tough, but not enough” Bren said
M-76 Revenant Assault Rifle: 112
M-27 Scimitar Shotgun: 236
M-6 Carnifex Pistol: 178
M-100 Grenade Launcher: 146
MA5C Assault Rifle: 37
M90 Shotgun: 125
MG6 Magnum: 22
M41 Rocket Launcher: 144
Every Weapon Commander Shepard used, had kills in triple digits, with the Scimitar Shotgun having the most kills. While Master Chief’s weapons, powerful but not enough to take on the killing power of Shepard’s weapons.
“Not surprised Shepard won, he is strong and smart. A Deadly combination if your going against him” Grunt said
“So we lost, Master Chief still saved the Universe from the flood, and that’s what really counts” Jacob said shaking his head.
The final Scene shows Shepard clutching his chest and walking out, but not without saluting his fallen enemy, he fought well today.
AN: Sorry Halo fans, but I think Mass Effect has the better toys, sorry.