Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 6. WFSS Vs Shadow Ops
AN: Please note that this match up is a special one. It isn’t any group that exists in real life or in the game universe. It is in fact My Style of fighting against Rommel’s. That’s right. Me Vs Rommel. Also I am introducing a new character, thanks to TitanWolf. Anyway enjoy.
An elite squadron whose skills to get the job done earned them honor and respect from both friends and foe.
The Shadow Ops
The Mysterious group of mercenaries whose tactics in combat had led them to victory against even the toughest of enemies.
Who is Deadliest?
It opens up to Bren and Rommel staring at each other from opposing sides of the room. Rommel was in full commander uniform. His malted black jacket and black peaked cap looked snazzy on him. On the side of his right arm, you could see the insignia of the WFSS, a black iron cross on a blue background. He smirked at Bren.
Bren’s outfit was a full black army fatigues and jacket. Further adding to the mysterious name the only spot on his uniform that wasn’t black was a small white square with his insignia, a small Japanese Character, Kage or shadow, right on the left shoulder of his uniform. He pushed his glasses up and turned to the Camera.
“This is the fight I’ve been waiting for, my squad against Rommel’s” Bren said, “Obviously we can’t fight each other in real life, so we will do the next best thing. I will have us both test our weapons and then I will impute the weapon data into the simulation and we will see which military team is better” Bren said
The WFSS is named after the Nazi’s Waffen-SS, formed after World War II; this military group had shown many achievements. By using skills with weapons to the point of perfection and the will to complete the mission no matter the cost this group has proven themselves powerful.
Rommel has been a WFSS officer for years and will be representing this groups weapons.
The Shadow Ops are a mercenary group formed to fight in any conflict. The only rule is to fight with stealth and precision. At one point or another this group has been in major conflicts and have yet to be defeated.
Bren has also been apart of the Shadow Ops but only has a top operative rather then officer. He will represent his groups weapons.
“Before we get started, I want to introduce someone, the newest member of the team. Russell” Bren said and the man came on screen, he had short brown hair, and was a bit chubby, but he seemed serious in his white lab coat
“He will be working the medical know how and be imputing the data for me this episode” Bren explained
“Right” Russell said
Both groups will be bringing very powerful weapons.
For the first test they will test out the main weapons of the groups, the STG44 against the Tar-21
It shows all three of them at the firing range. There was a wall that looked like a street with windows and a few dummy targets set around.
“Alright guys” Russell said Bren held his Tar-21 and Rommel his STG44
“I have a wall lined up with Targets, you each have been given a full clip of ammo, first Bren will fire on the walls of dummies and try to take them out. Then Rommel will have his turn on another set” Russell explained
Bren nodded and took aim
“Fire” Russell said and Bren took fire. And soon 90 bullets were sprayed out in 35 seconds.
“Clear” Bren said reloading his gun.
“Alright lets take a look at the damage” Russell said looking at some of the dummies. What he noticed was that Bren had done mostly body shots, all were fatal.
“Not bad. Shot in the heart, liver, and lungs. Easy kills” Russell said
“Shadow Ops makes sure that they can’t live” Bren said
“Of course, but perhaps I should show my skills” Rommel said taking aim at another wall.
“Fire” Russell said and Rommel took fire with his STG44 and fired his 30 rounds in bursts and he stopped when he ran out of ammo
“All head shots” Rommel said reloading
Russell looked at the dummies, he was impressed, Rommel had fired nothing but head shots.
“Instant death, Bren may have got vital shots but they still could fire a few rounds before dying” Russell said
The Tar-21 does have more ammo and speed, but the STG44 is much more accurate
“Rommel had head shots, takes good aim, and in battle that’s what going to win a fight” Russell said
But that’s not the only weapon that both sides use.
Bren was holding his AA12 shotgun and Rommel had his MP40
“So for close range weapons I set up some dummy targets 5 meters away, lets see how much damage you two can do” Russell said
Rommel was first off, and he opened fired on the dummy, using both head shots and body shots and then he stopped and turned around to see the others
“Too easy” Rommel said reloading his gun
“Yikes, head shots, and body shots, all in vital areas” Russell said
Bren took his turn and fired 10 shots at the dummy but when they looked at the dummy, the marks were not so deadly.
“You did do some damage but it isn’t enough to call it a kill, maybe a wounding. If you were closer the fully automatic shotgun would most certainly be a problem but his weapon is not for mid range, it is close range but in terms of close quarter combat, the MP40 is the better gun” Russell said
But Bren isn’t out yet, he thinks just because his shotgun couldn’t reach his target doesn’t mean he could lose in close quarters
“I think fans of gun swingers know this, the .44 Magnum” Bren said holding the shiny revolver
“Alright, I am going to have you shoot a gel torso from 5 meters away, Rommel will do the same after you with his” Russell said
Bren took careful aim and fired six shots in rapid succession
“Alright lets take a look, hmm interesting” Russell said looking at the bullet wounds
“Four shots at the rib cage, one miss, and one in the neck, this guy is dead” Russell said
That maybe true but Rommel has a pistol that he knows is reliable
“This is the Luger Pistol, Germans know how to make good weapons” Rommel said taking aim with one hand
He fired three shots, then three more, and finally the last two he aimed down low
“Three in the ribs, one for each shoulder and neck, and the last two, I went for the crotch” Rommel said reloading
Russell just looked at the bullet wounds, Rommel was dead on
“I can understand the other shots, but why the crotch?” Russell asked
“Shows I can aim” Rommel said smirking
“In terms of power, Bren has the advantage, but you need two hands to use a magnum thanks to its kick. But Rommel has more shots, and can hold it with one hands….I can’t call it” Russell, said
As both sides are equal in pistols the edge goes to no one
But some battles are not won face to face; sometimes a long range sniper is the right solution.
Bren was holding his intervention sniper
“CheyTac M200 Intervention, sure it’s a bolt action, but it is perfect for those who want to make sure the target won’t be coming back up” Bren said
Rommel held his Kar98k
“Ever heard the term, it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” Rommel said, “This is an example, in fact this sniper right here, has saved my life a few times in the past” Rommel added
“Alright, I got a test set up, you are going to be 200 yards up on that hill, and I want you to hit a target, but to make it harder, I put a window in front of the gel dummy, and put a hostage that you can not harm. And the window is at 75 degrees to make it even harder, your target, right between his eyes” Russell said
Rommel got the first shot, he was crouching on the grass and suddenly….he fired and the glass shattered and the dummy was knocked down.
“Lets take a look” Russell said looking at the target
“One shot, right in the left shoulder, away from the hostage too” Russell said
“Had to make sure the hostage was safe” Rommel said
“True, but you missed the head” Russell said
Bren’s turn was up and he was crouching on the grass, he took careful aim and he fired, and the dummy’s head exploded
“Boom, headshot” Bren said to himself as they took a look at the dummy
“Yikes that was a real head shot” Russell said picking up a fake eye
“Hey, if I’m sniping you, head shots are the best kind of take downs” Bren said
“Provided you don’t harm the hostage” Rommel added
“The Intervention is a more accurate sniper rifle, the edge obviously has to go to Bren” Russell said
Edge: Shadow Ops
For the next test, it is time to light things up with explosives.
Rommel held the Stielhandgranate or as more commonly called, the potato masher
“This is one weapon I really get a kick out of, perfect for throwing and it will take out plenty of enemies” Rommel explained
“Right, well I got some targets over there” Russell said pointing in the direction of three dummies about 20 yards away.
“Right” Rommel said pulling the fuse and throwing the stick grenade in a long arch
The explosion engulfed the targets and they were blown to pieces
“Too easy” Rommel said
“I can easily see that those are three kills” Russell said looking at the damage
Bren smiled and pulled out his own grenade, the semtex grenade
“Maybe this will change your opinion on this matter” Bren said walking to his targets, he pulled the pin and stuck the grenade on one of the targets, and ran like hell. The explosion engulfed the three targets and they were burned and blown to pieces and to the crisp
“Impressive, sticks to enemies, and has a bigger explosion” Russell said
Edge: Black Ops
For the final test both sides will be testing two special weapons
Bren held a riot shield on his arm.
“This is mostly put on the back of Shadow Ops, go for defense and offense. We even study Spartan shield tactics to be good with this weapon” Bren explained
“Right, so you hit this dummy’s head and the shot gauge should determine how much damage your sending into your target” Russell said
Bren took a deep breath and he sent a slam using the side of the riot shield right into the dummy’s face
“Ouch, this impact is about the same as a car hitting you, if the shock doesn’t kill you, the impact would knock you out” Russell said
“Yeah, it is a bit heavy, so I try not to do that move often” Bren said rubbing his arm
The riot shield may have some kick to it, but Rommel thinks his weapon will blow away the competition
Rommel held up what looked like a bazooka
“This is the Panzerschreck, may weigh a lot, but this is German for Tank Terror for a reason” Rommel explained
He took aim at some Dummy targets (dressed up like Bren for some inspiration) and fired. The explosion engulfed them and they were gone
“I felt that one” Bren said rubbing his shoulder
“Between the two weapons, the riot shield is good for defense and a bit of offense, but the panzerschreck is like the hand of god, it will destroy anything you aim it at” Russell said
Now Russell will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. Since both group operate in cells of 5, this will be a squad on squad battle. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky bullet, Russell will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win?
It shows a squad of Shadow Ops taking money from a US government official
Vs Military Group
Shows a Squad of WFSS saluting to their General
It shows a squad of WFSS soldiers firing MP40s at some enemy soldiers
Vs Modern Firearms
It shows two Shadow Op soldiers firing their TAR-21’s at a man trying to hold a woman hostage
It shows a Shadow Op sneaking up behind a soldier and slitting his throat
Vs Straight on assault
It shows three WFSS soldiers charging through a hallway, guns a blazing and taking down multiple foes.
“Lets do this” Russell said hitting the final key opening up the simulation
The Simulation opens up to a small harbor obviously abandoned for some time now. And a large Pzr IV Tank drives up on the outskirts and a squad of WFSS hop out.
Their uniforms were the same except for the leader Rommel whose uniform was more elegant and he didn’t wear a garrison cap. He held his STG44 and Luger at his side.
Each of the other soldiers had their own weapons, one had a K98, another had the panzerschreck. The last two both had MP40s and STG44.
Rommel scanned the area for any enemy activity
On the other side of the harbor it shows Bren and his squad of Shadow Ops all wearing identical uniforms. On his side was the TAR-21 and .44 Magnum, another soldier had his intervention on his back. Another one was holding an AA12 and Riot shield on his back. Another had a TAR-21 and riot shield. The last one had a TAR-21 and AA-12
Bren used some hand signals to give a plan to his squad and they nodded their heads in agreement and split up. 4, including Bren, went one way while the sniper went into a nearby warehouse and got into position.
Rommel and his team slowly made their way through the maze of warehouses, all keeping an eye out when one STG44 soldier turned around the corner in front of them and fell to the ground.
The sniper had got him and he reset the bolt action, waiting for his next target.
Shadow Ops: 5
Rommel gave a signal for his sniper to take position in the nearby building and to get rid of the other sniper while the others take a different route around.
The Sniper ran into the building to prepare to take out the other sniper.
Bren and his forces soon made it to a fork in the road thanks to a large wall of crates and split up, Bren and the TAR-21 user went right, the other two went left.
The WFSS sniper went to the upper level of the building and took aim out the window and saw the sniper. He smiled and took aim, and fired.
The Shadow Op went down with a well placed head shot.
Shadow Ops: 4
Rommel and the others made it into another warehouse and Rommel split everyone up to cover more ground.
The Last STG44 user walked along side of a crate and met up with the two soldiers who both had riot shield on, he ducked back in time not to get shot by the duo and he pulled out a Stielhandgranate and tossed it at the two.
The explosion took one of them out, but the TAR-21 user had held up his shield in time not to get engulfed into the blast.
He charged down the harbor around the corner where he slammed the shield into the Soldier.
From his perch, the sniper watched as his comrade was being attacked by the shield user and he took careful aim.
The WFSS soldier tried hard to dodge the attacks but he was slammed into a wall. He was about to be smashed when a shot rang out and the Shadow Op fell down dead thanks to a head shot.
Shadow Ops: 2
The sniper grinned but heard something, he turned around only to see Bren behind him with his Magnum and the last thing he saw was the .44 caliber bullet fired at his head
Shadow Ops: 2
Rommel and the panzerschreck user turned a corner and saw the TAR-21 and AA-12 user looking around.
Rommel gave the signal and his comrade fired his anti-tank weapon sending the man flying right into a crate and leaving a blood stain it as a reminder of his flight.
Shadow Ops: 1
Bren looked around on the harbor dock and noticed one of the soldiers clutching his chest from his previous fight, and he took him out with his TAR-21 but not before being seen by Rommel and his partner.
Shadow Ops: 1
Rommel and the man open fired on him, Rommel with his STG44 and his comrade with his luger.
Bren ducked a corner but not without pulling out a semtex grenade, he pulled the pin and tossed it back
Rommel and the soldier gave chase but the semtex went off taking out the comrade leaving Rommel alone.
Bren ran into a warehouse and turned around and took aim at the door with his TAR-21, once Rommel came in, he would taken down.
Bren waited but then he felt two shots on his back and he fell down, he turned his head to see Rommel looking at him with his Luger pointed at his face. He went around and took another way in.
Bren tried to pull up his TAR-21 but Rommel fired a shot right into his face quickly killing him.
“Too easy” Rommel said reloading his pistol.
“This was a very close match up, with the WFSS winning 504 out of 1000 times. That was very close” Russell said.
Luger Pistol: 23
Scoped K98: 61
.44 Magnum: 31
Semtex Grenade: 153
Intervention Sniper: 78
Riot Shield: 3
It was the WFSS’s STG44 and MP40 that had the most kills, with everything else in double digits. While the Shadow Ops only had their TAR-21 and Semtex grenades could get triple digits. Their riot shield had only 3 kills.
“I knew the WFSS would win, we are tough, and we get the job done.” Rommel said
“So we lost, look at it this way, at least I tried” Bren said calmly, he seemed upset but he smiled.
The final scene shows Rommel walking out of the warehouse but not before saluting Bren’s body.
“You did good, we are just better” Rommel said closing the door.
AN: Heh, that was a tough chapter to write. Seriously that was the longest, and hardest. But I guess it is to be expected. Like I said before send in new ideas.