Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 5. Lone Wanderer Vs HK47
AN: For this next match up, as I will be using the Lone Wanderer, I will assume that he is male, white and a good guy. And uses light weaponry that would be easy to obtain, rather then the laser weapons that’s Enclave or Brotherhood of Steel use. As always send me characters and match up ideas and I will see what I can do.
The Lone Wanderer
Hero of the Wasteland and powerful warrior.
A Deadliest Assassin droid whose skills in combat are almost unmatched.
Who is Deadliest?
Bren turned to the camera smiling
“This is a match up I really am excited about. Both of these warriors are pretty much one man armies” Bren said
Rommel looked up from the table of the weapons that would be used.
“Who would win, hands down HK47, he is designed to kick ass, kill anyone, and chew bubblegum…and he is all out of gum” Bren said chuckling a bit
“How long were you waiting for that line? Anyway I think the Lone Wanderer, he survived the harsh wasteland and he has something a droid doesn’t have, a brain. Sure HK was designed to kill but humans can do things in clever and alternative ways” Rommel said
Both Sides use useful weapons, but which ones will be more powerful?
For the first Test, they decided to test their main weapons.
Assault rifle Vs Blaster rifle
It shows the clip of the Lone Wanderer firing a clip of ammo into a group of ballistic dummies.
After he finished emptying the click Bren and Rommel nodded their heads. Yeah that was a lot of damage, perfect against a group of enemies and one on one it would be useful.
HK47 wasn’t amused
Commentary: The Meatbag may do well with lead, but I use blasters, allow me to show you my marksman skills on these meatbag dummies.
HK47 held his blaster rifle up and took aim at his dummies. Three shots went out against the three dummies and Bren and Rommel saw that each shot was a head shot, literally between the eyes.
“Yikes” Bren said
“Well in the first episode we tested these rifles, they were pretty good, not laser rifle perfect but its clear that against lead this gun is more accurate” Rommel said to Bren
“Agreed” Bren said
The next test was explosives…or it would have been….
Bren looked at the camera sighing
“First episode, we tested Thermal Detonators against the Frag Grenade, and we already proved that Thermal detonator was better” Bren said
“Yeah” Rommel said
The next test would be close range weapons.
Baseball Bat Vs vibroblade
“Now we already tested the vibroblade but we are comparing it to a new weapon so we still need to test it” Bren said
It shows HK47 holding the blade in front of a gel dummy, if he could grin he would be as he swung down. The sword went straight through the shoulder making Bren and Rommel rub theirs
Prideful Remark: I believe the blade went 7.242 inches
Bren measured and found him to be correct
“That is painful” Rommel said
The lone wanderer stepped up to back if you pardon the pun and held the bat in his hand. He took a beat breath and swung a hard hit that made a sickening crack on the gel torso.
Bren examined the head, and shook his head
“Dead, instant head trauma, Yakuza Vs Mafia all over again…” Bren said
“The Vibroblade is a good weapon, and so is the baseball bat, but both need force to do real damage, but I would have to give this advantage to the baseball bat but only by so much” Rommel said
“Baseball bat worked wonders, I like swords as much as the next guy but the bat could literally knock HK’s block off” Bren said
Edge: Lone Wanderer
For the final Test, it will be the Lone Wanderer’s combat shotgun against the metal armor that HK47 is made up off. Naturally since they can’t use the real HK47 they brought in a similar model, an HK50 unit.
The unit stood looking around waiting for something to happen.
The Lone Wanderer took aim with his shotgun and fired on the unit.
It fell to the ground in a crumpled heap
It groaned a bit and spoke a bit in a low tone
The Lone Wanderer fired one more spray into the head destroying it.
“The shotgun is good, but we had a target that wasn’t running around. So that could affect the tests” Bren said
“Armor is good, and so is the shotgun. I think all in all I rather have a big gun then armor. Shotgun” Rommel said
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
It’s a battle of opposites, who will win?
Son of a dreamer?
It shows a picture of the young Lone Wander with his father James.
Vs creation of the Sith
It shows Darth Revan working on the deactivated HK47
Assassin for the corrupt
It shows HK47 standing next to a hutt
Vs Hero of the Wastes
It shows the Lone Wanderer among Brotherhood of Steel members
It shows the Lone Wanderer running straight up against a group of raiders
Against dirty tactics
It shows HK47 standing around a corner, he peered around it and pressed a switch he was holding, an explosion rang out against a man he was trying to assassinate
“Lets start this up” Bren said hitting a key on his switch.
The Simulation opens up to HK47 walking around an old abandoned school. He seemed to be looking for someone.
The Lone Wanderer was looking around on the opposite side of the school, right now he was wearing his Armored Vault Uniform. He was patrolling the hallways looking for anything useful.
Both met up in a hallway a short time later, and stared at each other, until HK47 broke the silence.
Joyous Remark: The Lone Wanderer, I’ve been looking for you. Now then let’s get down to business.
HK47 held up his blaster rifle and the Lone Wanderer realized this one was out to get him. He ducked around the corner nearly getting blasted by the shot.
HK47 walked forward
Statement: It is always more enjoyable when the meatbags run
The Lone Wanderer ducked into a nearby classroom and drew his frag grenade.
He waited for the sound of the metal footsteps and when he heard something he pulled the pin and threw the grenade
HK47 noticed the grenade and jumped back nearly getting hit by the blast
He fired a few shots into the classroom and then walked in.
Statement: Come out where ever you are
That was answered very quickly as the Lone Wanderer was on the other side of the room and he fired on the droid with his assault rifle.
The bullets didn’t seem to do much damage to the metal figure as he pulled out a thermal detonator and threw it.
The lone wanderer ran out of the classroom through the other door just before the blast got him and he ran down another door marked “Boiler Room”
The HK unit calmly followed him down the stairs but was met with a spray of lead by the shotgun. The Lone Wanderer had waited at the foot of the steps and he knocked HK47 down and it did a bit of damage to his torso. HK47 got up and seemed a little unmoved.
Annoyed Statement: That hurt you know
HK47 ran at the Lone Wanderer and knocked the shotgun out of his hands with a few well placed strikes and he pulled back.
The Lone Wanderer pulled back as well and drew his bat from his back and HK47 pulled from his side his vibroblade.
They stared at each other for a moment when the Lone Wander ran at him first, he swung at HK47 who dodged the swing, and he sent a thrust with his blade into the Lone Wanderer’s shoulder causing him to cry out in pain.
Statement: You can’t win, not by a long shot meatbag
The Lone Wanderer glared at HK47 and kept his grip on the bat and he swung at the HK47 hitting it’s right arm and breaking it.
HK47 dropped the blade and sent a back hand with his left onto the Wanderer causing him to fall back and then he pulled from his side another thermal detonator.
Statement: It was fun but it has to end here
HK47 dropped the thermal detonator onto the ground next to the Lone Wanderer and ran up the stairs. The Lone Wanderer looked in horror as the explosive flashed red and then went off.
“Another pretty close match up, HK47 won 537 times against the Lone Wanderer’s 463 kills” Bren said
Blaster Rifle: 210
Thermal Detonator: 238
HK47’s thermal detonator had the most kills against the unarmored opponent along with the accurate blaster rifle this was a deadly combination.
Assault Rifle: 54
Frag Grenade: 105
Baseball bat: 90
Combat Shotgun: 214
The Lone Wanderer’s best weapon was in fact the combat shotgun, with great speed and power it was the only weapon that stood a chance against HK47’s armor.
“I knew HK47 was going to win, made by a Sith Lord, a large list of terminated targets, and great use in weapons….there was no doubt in my mind” Bren said
“Sure HK47 won, but the Lone Wanderer used other weapons, if he had the Fatman then he would have won hands down” Rommel said
The Final Clip shows HK47 calmly walking out, most likely to seek out the next target.
AN: Sorry to all Fallout 3 fans.