Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 4. Prince Zuko Vs Edward Elric
AN: I really had a hard time doing this match up, as both sides have special abilities and it’s hard to compare weapons as both do not use normal weapons, it took me a bit of time to figure out the match up.
Firebending master of the Fire Nation
Alchemist prodigy whose skills in alchemy are only matched by his temper
Who is Deadliest?
Bren looked up from his computer and smiled
“This will be an interesting fight as both warriors each have their special skills, and both have pretty decent weapons to boot” Bren said
Rommel nodded in agreement and cracked his knuckles, prepared to test the weapons.
“Though to be honest, Zuko seems to be the better choice, he has fire, he has special training, and plus his Uncle is one of the coolest guys around” Bren said chuckling
“Edward, his alchemy is a useful skill, for both defense and offense, making the fire a bit useless, plus he fought Roy Mustang to a standstill and he had powerful fire abilities” Rommel said
Zuko’s weapons are
The Twin Dao Swords
Edwards’s weapons were
Hand to hand combat
Both sides are using powerful techniques making this fight an impressive one.
For the first test they decided to test primary weapons, Zuko’s Twin Dao Blades, and Edward’s automail blade.
It shows a clip of Zuko pulling from his back his duel Dao blades, he smiled and in a graceful fashion cut up the gel torso making both Bren and Rommel think twice about annoying this prince.
Edward grinned and clapped his hands together, he touched his right arm which the top now had a blade, he smirked and stabbed his gel torso and the blade went in deep.
For the next weapons they tested the other close range weapons, Zuko’s Guan Dao pole arm against Edward’s hand to hand skills.
It shows a clip of Edward punching a shock monitor to test the power behind his punch; Bren and Rommel’s eyes were as wide as dinner plates when Ed smashed through the monitor.
Zuko was a bit grim but he twirled the Guan Dao and turned the gel torso into ribbons with grace that matched his earlier performance.
“Ed has a mean right hook, because it is a machine arm, the punches have better force then with brass knuckles or something similar. Zuko however has longer reach with the Guan Dao pole arm weapon; seriously get within range of that and its pretty much a circle of death. I’m giving this to Zuko” Rommel said
Next they tested long range weapons, Zuko’s Yumi Bow against Edwards’s earth cannons.
Ed looked at the ground and then at the target, it was at around 200 feet away, a good distance. He smiled and clapped his hands and touched the ground, from it he formed a cannon from the earth and other elements and fired a cannonball not only hitting the target but obliterating it.
Bren and Rommel’s mouths were handing open in shock and awe.
Zuko fired a shot from his Yumi Bow matching the range of Edward’s cannon, 200 feet and he hit a bull’s-eye
“Ok, both have equal range, and from a previous episode, we knew the Yumi Bow was a powerful weapon against the Viking, but this isn’t a spear being thrown at him, this is a cannon, both are deadly but a cannon is deadlier” Bren said
For the last test they tested two abilities that made these two Warriors powerful legends, Firebending and alchemy.
Edward clapped his hands together and grinned looking at all the dummy targets across from him on the range, he slammed the ground and from it formed a large array of blades that were still connected to the ground, the large mass flew at the dummies and skewered them, if this were a real squad, they would be dead.
“Beat that” Ed said smirking at Zuko
Zuko frowned and took a deep breath, he glared at the other dummy targets and held out his hand, from it came a large inferno of fire, the heat made Bren, Rommel, and Edward sweat instantly and the dummies….what dummies. All that was left were some scorch marks where they once stood.
“Ok fire against Alchemy, alchemy is useful as defense and offense, true, but Fire brings to the table an almost unstoppable offense. Burning not only the target but the landscape. We lost two cameras recording the damaged nearby, that’s how hot the heat was” Bren said
“Who will win this fight, Edward, he is strong, smart, and cool. Enough said” Rommel said smirking
“Zuko, he may have a bit of a temper, but to be able to control fire takes a lot of finesse, Fire is a powerful element, more then just earth and stones” Bren said
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win?
Prince of the Fire Nation
Shows Zuko in his royal clothing, looking out a balcony where many people watch from below
Vs State Alchemist
It shows Edward standing among other state alchemists in uniform; he was looking at a crime scene.
A mistake in the past
It shows Edward and his brother Alphonse about to do the human transmutation
Vs a mistake in judgment
Shows a young Zuko speaking out at his father’s war meeting
Finesse in technique
It shows Zuko carefully manipulating a ball of fire
Vs Great Overkill
It shows Edward forming a giant statue of the Sun got Leto and makes it move to smash the ground.
“Lets start this up” Bren said hitting a key on his laptop starting the simulation.
The Simulation opens up in a forest where Zuko was walking through. On his back where the two blades, his Guan Dao, and his bow.
Edward was also walking through the woods but he came upon Zuko.
Both stared at each other and knew the other was a threat.
Zuko pulled from his back his Guan Dao and twirled it a bit and ran at Edward shouting a battle cry.
Ed ducked and sent a kick at Zuko which Zuko blocked with part of the staff; Zuko was almost knocked down by the force. But he regained his composure and ran back and sent a swipe now that his range was better.
Ed pulled back and clapped his hands together and he touched his right arm. He formed the automail blade and grinned.
Zuko was surprised but he swiped at Ed once again but this time Ed ducked and sent a swipe of his own which cut the metal handle of the pole arm in half prompting Zuko to pull back a bit. He ran back into the forest and he soon was hidden by the trees.
Ed looked around tying to listen for anything that would let him find Zuko. He then heard the whizzing sound of an arrow which hit his left arm pinning it to a nearby tree.
Ed panicked a bit but he used his right hand to clap the pined left and then touched the tree and it formed into a large wooden barrier, with his arm now freed, he kept his composure and waited for the next attack. It came sooner then expected, the arrow whizzed through the arrow and went through the wooden barrier, just stopping right in front of Ed’s face.
He clapped his hands and touched the ground and he formed a cannon.
“Take this!” He shouted and he fired a cannonball in the direction of the arrow shots, the cannonball cleared away a large amount of trees and Zuko was nearly hit by the improvised weapon.
Zuko dropped the bow and took a deep breath, and he let out a large stream of fire that took Ed by surprise.
He backed away from the barrier as it was useless against the attack and he clapped his hands and touched the ground again to form a stone barrier.
Zuko fired a few more shots at the barrier but it didn’t penetrate the wall.
Ed heard the sound of the fireballs stop and he touched the wall and from it fired a spray of stones that took Zuko by surprise, the stones hit him dead on and sent him further back out of the forest and into a clear area, behind him was a large ravine and he drew his swords.
Ed came out of the forest holding his automail arm, he grinned at Zuko because he currently had the upper hand.
Zuko glared at Ed and ran at him, using his graceful moves to swing at Ed.
Ed barely at time to dodge and he clapped his hands together but Zuko was fast, he swung both swords down and it cut through the arm breaking it in half.
Ed sent a kick right into Zuko’s chest knocking him back a bit, he was almost at the edge of the ravine, but Ed touched the ground and changed the earth to be more fragile.
The ground beneath Zuko cracked and he knew what was about to happen, he fell down the ravine shouting.
Ed smiling and clutched the machine stump where Zuko cut part of the arm off.
“This was the closet game so far, with Ed winning 563 times over Zuko’s 437 times” Bren said
Automail Blade: 230
Earth Cannon: 134
Hand to Hand Combat: 42
It was Edwards’s automail blade that had the most kills, with its simplistic style and ease of use, which was the key reason Edward won.
Twin Dao Swords: 107
Guan Dao: 52
Yumi Bow: 114
Fire Bending: 164
“Zuko doesn’t always fight alone, but Edward has fought on his own many times so I guess it was easy for him to win” Bren said sighing
“Edward had good offense and good defense, both are needed for combat and that’s why he won” Rommel said
It finally shows Ed looking at the stump and sighing, “Damn it Winry is gonna kill me when she sees this” He groaned and he picked up the broken off arm and walked off.
AN: Sorry to all Zuko fans (if any LOL)