Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 2. Subject Delta Vs Link
AN: This next fight will be based off the two main characters of legend of Zelda, and Bioshock 2. I hope you enjoy.
A fierce big daddy who would die to protect his child.
A Hyrulian warrior who saved his land countless times.
Who is Deadliest?
Bren turned to the camera from his desk.
“Both sides are powerful, Delta is a big daddy but Link is a powerful warrior who stops evil time and time again. I can’t decide who would win” Bren said
Rommel smiled looking at all the weapons provided
“We tested four weapons from each of them and let me tell you, either way I don’t want to face them” Rommel said.
For Delta, his weapons were
As for Link his weapons were
Master Sword with Shield
Master Sword Vs Drill
For the first test, both sides tested their signature weapons, Link with his master sword and Delta with his standard Big Daddy Drill.
It shows a clip of Link using his sword to cut up three dummy’s in the chest with his spinning attack.
Then it shows Delta using his drill to plow right through a stone wall.
“In terms of speed, Link would have faster cutting abilities, however, Delta can cause more damage with his drill, so I got to give the edge to the drill” Rommel said
Next they tested close range weapons.
Shotgun Vs Megaton Hammer
It shows a clip of Link slamming the ground with his hammer and cracking a platform, it also knocked Bren off his feet and onto his rear.
It then shows Delta firing a few shots into a bunch of gel dummies with his shotgun.
“Now I know a gun is deadly no matter what, but Link if he uses the Megaton hammer, he not only has a powerful weapon, but he can also damage the field, knock Delta onto his feet, and so on. I’m giving the edge to the hammer.” Bren said
Next they tested long range weapons.
Spear Gun Vs Fairy Bow
It shows a clip of Link firing a few arrows into a gel torso and they could see the arrows went in nicely
It then shown a clip of Delta firing a few spears into a gel torso and they went in about the same.
As both weapons were able to do the same amount of damage, no weapon got an edge.
Next they tested explosives.
Bombs Vs Launcher
It shown a clip of Link lighting one of his classic blue bombs and setting it down near a group of gel dummies, in which he ran and the explosion got all confirmed kills.
Delta on the other hand just fired one grenade at another group of dummies and they were blown to kingdom come.
“Link’s bombs are good, but you have to set them down, plus he has the risk of getting caught in the blast if he isn’t fast enough. The launcher on the other hand has more range, easier to fire, and barely any risk of getting caught in the blast” Rommel said
“Who do I think will win, Link. He saved the world countless times, he has the skills, he’s fast and strong” Bren said
“Delta, he is a big daddy, heavy weapons, born to fight. He has to win” Rommel said
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win?
Duty to Protect
Shows a Big daddy following behind a little sister
Shows a young link pulling out the master sword from the stone
Shows Link holding his hand up with the triforce of courage on the back of his hand
Vs creation of science
Shows Delta being outfitted in his armor and drill
Shows Delta using the drill to impale a Splicer
Vs tactical thinking
Shows Link tossing a bomb into the mouth of the Dodongo
“Lets start this up” Bren said hitting a key on his laptop starting the simulation.
The Simulation opens up to Link walking around an old hotel lobby. He then saw a little sister walking around looking for Adam.
Link walked towards the girl wondering why she is in this place, but then the girl cried out, “That’s a bad man daddy” and she ran off
Link was confused but then he saw Delta run in and grunting, Link knew this was bad.
He drew his hammer and sent a slam right at Delta only have his hammer grabbed by the big monster.
Delta tossed the hammer away and sent a back hand at Link knocking him onto the floor.
He then activated pulled out his spear gun and fired at Link who rolled out of the way just in time.
Link looked around and saw another door and ran that way. Delta fired a few shots from his spear gun only to have each shot miss Link.
The room Link ran into was the Kitchen and he pulled out a bomb and lit it, and then dropped it onto the floor and ran out of the room just as the big daddy walked in.
The Explosion was loud and smoke filled the room. Link looked back inside but then almost got shot by Delta’s shotgun from within the room. It was still alive but Link could see now that the smoke was clearing he did a little damage to the big daddy.
He ran though the hallway and turned a corner, and soon wound up in a large theater, used mostly for plays. He quickly ran onto the stage and drew his fairy bow and aimed it right at the entrance into the Theater
Delta ran in and was shot into the shoulder by an arrow.
The arrow doing little to no damage only caused Delta to roar in anger.
Link fired another arrow at the charging big Daddy only to miss.
Delta jumped onto the stage and revved up the drill on his left arm, Link drew his shield and sword.
Delta swung at Link who dodged and then sent a slash at Delta’s legs which only did minimal damage yet again.
Delta grunted and slammed Link with his huge body knocking him to the floor. Link’s eyes widened in horror as he saw Delta slam the drill right into his chest creating a bloody mess.
Delta roared in victory over this man.
“Out of 1000 battle, Delta won 623 times, over Link’s 377 times” Bren said
Spear Gun: 33
Grenade Launcher: 153
It was Delta’s Drill that accounted for the high amount of kills, with the spear gunning having the least amount of kills.
Master Sword: 120
Fairy Bow: 7
Megaton Hammer: 136
“If Link used other weapons he might have had a chance” Bren said sighing
“Big daddies are scary, Delta, Bouncer, no matter which kind” Rommel said.
It finally shows the Delta picking up the little sister who yawned and said “Lets go home mister bubbles” and Delta carried her away.
AN: Sorry to those who are Link Fans