Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 15. Raiders Vs Marauders
AN: sorry for the long wait, but I figured I update this before I start college, don’t worry I will try to update more often. Anyway, the Marauders are from Red faction while the Raiders are from Fallout 3.
Powerful warriors from the surface of Mars, destroying anyone who encroaches on their territory.
Bandits from the ruins of the US who will kill anyone to get what they want.
Who is Deadliest?
Bren turned from his seat and smiled.
“Today we have two groups of people who fight for mostly the same reason, to create a lot of mayhem.” Bren said
It moves to Rommel who was at the weapons table looking them over
“The weapons are both melee and firearm both deadly in both bullets and swings” He said
Both sides bring a deadly arsenal of tools for the fight.
The Marauders bring,
The Raiders fight back with
The Chinese assault rifle
The combat shotgun
Testing for the Marauders the team brought Samanya, a former marauder who fought in the Red Faction during the uprising. Her skills of marauder traditions and weapons tactics helped aid the Red faction during the battles.
The Raider’s weapons will be tested by Smiling Jack, a merchant who knows a lot about how to survive in the wasteland along side his raider brothers.
“I got to put my money on the Marauders, they seem more organized, and have better weaponry” Bren said
“The raiders, you got to kill to survive in the wasteland and the best way is to stick together with fellow raiders” Rommel said.
It moves to the firing range where two pig carcasses were hanging; ready to be shot by the two testers.
“So what do we have first?” Bren asked
Sam held up her Spiker, the assault rifle like weapon also had a triple bayonet at the front.
“The spiker, a weapon that basically fires spikes at a target, can go in pretty deep as well” She said
Smiling Jack held his Chinese assault rifle.
“Good old China makes great weapons and this assault rifle is perfect for a raid” He said
“Alright I want you to empty your clips onto the pig, so take your aim and fire” Bren said
The duo took their positions and fired
Smiling Jack was the first to empty his clip of 5.56mm ammo while Sam fired the spikes into the pig and soon it looked like a pin cushion, only the pins were about twice the size of acupuncture needles.
“Wow, look at that damage” Rommel said as Russell took a look at the damage, first the one by smiling Jack
“Well, its bullet wounds, I think we all know, that if you get shot by a gun its hard to survive, but what Jack did was aim for the heart, liver, lungs and even the crotch” He said
Jack chuckled a bit
“We try to make a quick death, it also saves on ammo” He explained
“While Sam on the other hand turned her pig into a pin cushion, quite a display but the spikes” He said pulling one out, “Don’t go too deep, if you hit enough in you can kill but the wounds can vary on the spots you hit”
“Right so edge Assault rifle?” Bren asked
“Assault rifle” Rommel said
Two new pigs were set up and this time it was time for shotguns
“So what do you have” Bren asked
Jack held his Combat shotgun
“Twelve shots of death all in one handy clip” He said smiling
Sam held her shotgun and like the previous weapons, hers had a bayonet attached the weapon
“Only 14 shots but enough to take down any person in my way” Sam said
“Alright, I’m gonna give you three shots to do as much damage to the pigs, ok” Bren said
Both nodded and took aim close to the pigs
“Fire” Bren called out and both fired a shot
Jack’s gun sprayed the pig and he fired two more times quickly, Sam on the other hand, her gun concentrated in a smaller point and she fired two more times albeit slower. But for good measure she jammed the blade into the pig in the head where she didn’t shoot.
“Yikes” Bren said, “Remind me not to get on her bad side” He said to his two friends who nodded in agreement
“Well now, Jack was able to pretty much guarantee a kill with those three shots, they go around hitting the vital areas, but Sam on the other hand, while her gun doesn’t have as much kick the gun does concentrate in a small point causing more damage, and then she jammed that bayonet into the head, that’s more then enough to kill if you want to make a point as well” Russell explained
“So which gun is better?” Bren asked
“Well, the combat shotgun is faster and has a bigger spray, plus the drum clip makes reloading faster, while the marauder shotgun has more power at a concentrated point and has melee potential, I got to put my money on the gun that can both shoot and stab” Rommel said
“I agree” Bren said, “Edge marauder”
They then set up some target bunkers for the heavy weapons
Sam had her missile pod
“This is a rapid fire missile launcher that can fire 9 missiles before reloading” she said
Jack just had his missile launcher
“Well….yeah I can’t beat that” He said laughing a bit.
“Alright I want you to tear up those bunkers, we set up some dummies with shock patches, set them off, and that means the shock wave killed them” Bren explained
Jack went first and fired his missile and it went right into the bunker blowing it up, only rubble and a few bits of dummy was left.
Russell just looked at the damage and shook his head
“No one could survive this, I mean come on I just found the head of one of the dummy, I think his name was Yorik…I knew him well” He said, that just caused everyone to groan including the camera man.
Sam went next and she fired the barrage of 9 missiles but instead of one big explosion she caused many mild explosions, it tore the building into rubble just as the first missile did.
“The missiles are set to do less damage so we can take control of places or steal what we need, its better to get a damaged item then a totally destroyed one” She said
The damage was equal to the raider missile launcher and it was hard to decide between the two of them
“We have a missile that is a hand of god, you fire it and hit someone, you got them, but the other has multiple shots but with weaker explosives” Bren said
“Well look at it this way, we are testing for fighting rather then destroying buildings, multiple shots mean multiple chances to hit” Rommel said
“I agree, one shot from a missile pod will be enough to kill a person” Russell said
“So edge Marauders” Bren said
For the last test they went back inside the building and had two gel torsos set up, complete with bones inside for the testing.
“Alright time for melee weapons” Bren said
Jack held his baseball bat
“A classic weapon, good for warning people you mean business or for conducting that business” He said
Sam on the other hand held the halberd like weapon; it was like a large staff with a large blade on the end.
“I prefer the gutter for my business” Sam replied to Jack
“Alright I want you to pretty much kill the gel torsos, I think you know what to do” Bren said
Jack took the first swing (pardon the pun) with his bat and swung once and the skull was cracked, fake blood began to leak out of the side
“That trauma to the head is pretty much enough to kill, one swing, one kill” Russell said
“Might want to step back” Sam said as she held her gutter, she held and then swung, the head came clean off of the neck and everyone’s eyes were wide open with shock and awe.
“Alright do I even need to explain, you literally beheaded this guy, it’s a clean cut and that is just….its horrible” Russell said almost speechless.
“So which weapon do you guys like?” Bren asked
“Well the Gutter has reach while the bat has more control, with the gutter if you swing you leave yourself wide open for an attack, the bat can be swung quickly” Rommel said
“Well I guess they are both equal in pros and cons” Bren said
“Agreed” Russell said
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. As both sides work in small bands for attacking, will make this a 5 on 5 squad battle. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win?
Raiders or Marauders?
“Let’s do this” Bren said hitting the last key on his laptop.
The Simulation opens up on the Surface of Mars. A Group of raiders led by one raider in combat armor and a shotgun in his hand and bat on his back walked through a large junkyard.
The other raiders were in basic raider armor, two carried assault rifles, one had a missile launcher, and the third had a combat shotgun.
They made it near the middle and looked around little knowing they were being watched; a Marauder holding a missile pod up on top of a large scrap pile took aim and fire three shots.
The raider leader heard the shot and shouted “Scatter!” and the raiders spread apart but one of the raiders holding an assault rifle got hit in the blast, the leader grimaced at the lost of his comrade.
The sound of the rockets exploding alerted a group of 4 marauders lead by a large man holding a gutter in another part of the area.
“Come on lets go” He said directing the other three, one of them grabbed a shotgun while the other two grabbed spikers
Back with the raiders the raider with the Chinese assault rifle fired on the missile pod marauder knocking him down to the ground dead.
The raiders scattered looking for enemies each taking a different route through the junkyard.
One of the marauders found the body of his friend and saw the tracks of the raiders, he held his spiker in his hand and followed one of the tracks. He soon made it to the raider with the Chinese assault rifled.
He let out a battle cry and fired three spikes into the raiders back, killing him. For final measures the marauder stabbed the bayonet into the raider’s back.
The raider carrying the shotgun heard the battle cry and looked around, he heard a pump and turned around seeing a marauder with his shotgun glaring at the raider
Before the raider could fire the marauder fired a shot right into his face, afterwards spitting on the corpse.
The two marauders met up together and stayed together looking around for anymore intruders but heard a sound; the last thing they saw was a Missile heading right for them.
The raiders chuckled from his hiding spot, he found a ledge to fire the missiles at anyone and he began to reload but before he could he felt a sharp pain and his eyes rolled back in his head. He fell to the ground and the last marauder with a spiker came into view.
The Raider leader looked around and saw the Marauder with the spiker walking around, looking for him, their eyes met face to face and the raider fired first.
Pellets sprayed the area and the leader jumped behind cover
The marauder had cuts but the pellets were too far to have enough force to kill him. He went behind a junked car and fired at the raider who was hiding behind cover and both traded shots, neither doing much damage to each other.
The raider’s shotgun clicked, he ran out of ammo, he swore and pulled out his baseball bat.
The marauder hearing the lack of shots came out of cover to investigate, he held his gun up and went around the corner only to get hit in the crotch by the bat, the raider quickly swung his bat right into the groaning marauder’s head sending him to the ground with a sickening thud.
The leader let out a roar of victory but then he saw the large man with his gutter. The man let out a battle cry and held the gutter up
The Raider leader held up his baseball bat and they both circled each other, daring each other to make a move.
The Raider was first and he ran at the marauder, but he side stepped and swung to the side hitting the raider’s leg and cutting it in half
The raider dropped the bat and clutched his stub of a leg and then he saw the marauder hold the gutter up. That was the last thing he saw because the marauder swung down cutting the raider’s head open.
The Marauder held up his weapon and let out a call, “MARS!”
“Out of 1000 battles the Marauders won 563 times against the raider’s 437 wins.” Bren said, “This was mostly due to the fact that their weapons had the capability to be used for a good melee weapons as well as gun”
The Spiker: 143
Marauder shotgun: 162
Missile pod: 201
The Chinese assault rifle: 131
The combat shotgun: 106
Baseball bat: 43
Missile launcher: 157
“I knew we would win, marauders refuse to lose to common thugs” Sam said
“Maybe next time, perhaps they should stop by Evergreen’s mill, see how well they survive” Jack said
The final scene ends with what looks like the Marauder leader burning the bodies of the raiders.