Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 14. Sam Fisher Vs Solid Snake
AN: Time for the Stars of Metal Gear and Splinter Cell to Face off. This is my first time I’m using agents, so please no flames for not using this or that, because it’s hard to use the right tools for the right job. Got it?
Agent of the Splinter Cell whose exploits saved the world multiple times.
Agent of Foxhound whose skills in espionage has stopped the threat of Metal Gear
Who is deadliest?
Bren smiled at the camera.
“Today we got a first. Instead of soldiers or warriors we got two secret agents, two experts in stealth and special weapons” Bren said
Rommel looked up from the table of weapons
“Today we got weapons that are designed for infiltration and taking out guards. In a one on one scenario its gonna come down to who can pull the trigger and nail the guy in the head first” Rommel said
Both sides will bring in their own arsenal of tools.
For Sam Fisher, he brings to the fight
5-7 SC Pistol
Snake will bring with him
Desert Eagle. L.B.
Testing for Sam Fisher is an agent who only would call himself X so he would not be discovered by other agents. (It shows his face Blurred but he was wearing the same outfit as Sam fisher on his first missions)
For Snake, the team brought in Raiden, an actual relative of the famous agent.
“Alright we got two agents, I want to put my money Sam Fisher, I respect Snake but when it comes down to it, I want to say that Sam would be able to get the job done better” Rommel said
“Snake, he is smart, he is fast, and he can use many different tactics to win any fight and complete any missions” Bren said
It shows them at the firing range with two hanging pigs set up for target practice.
“Alright what do you guys have to show for us” Bren asked
X showed his weapon the SC-20K
“This is the SC-20K, this is a standard weapon for any field agent. It shoots 5.56x45mm NATO rounds and it can have many modifications from increased zoom to grenade launcher” X explained
“I see, so I want you take a few shots at the pig” Bren said
X took aim and the silenced shots of the gun went off plugging the pig a few times and they seemed to be in the same location, after he finished Russell took a look at the damage
“Alright, I’m seeing shots near the heart, some under, some in it. In a real world scenario I can see the guards going down and because it’s silenced no problem with alerting other people” Russell said
Raiden held up his submachine gun
“This is the FN P90” He said
“Ah yes, the classic P90, used by those who can’t carry large weapons, like flight crews and such” Rommel said
“Correct, I can put a suppresser on this or a laser sight to help out in dark situations” Raiden explained
“Ok why don’t you take a few shots with it” Bren said
Raiden took aim with the P90 and the silenced shots went off and in a flash multiple bullet holes covered the pig. He stopped and reloaded
“Yikes that fast!” Bren said
“It’s a quick shot, but I can unload all my bullets into a target” Raiden said finishing reloading
Russell looked at the damage
“The insides look like Swiss cheese, its pretty obvious who ever gets shot with this is gonna die.” He said
“Ok between the two weapons, I prefer the SC, it doesn’t fire a lot of rounds at once but because of that you can control your shots. The P90 fires and fires which means you run out of bullets faster. Edge Sam” Bren said
Edge: Sam Fisher
It shows them still at the firing range but what was set up was a small set of hallways and rooms
“So what do you each have?” Rommel asked
Raiden held up his Desert Eagle
“The Desert Eagle, but I also notice the barrel is a little longer” Rommel noticed
“That’s for better range” Raiden explained
“True that range is good but what I have is this” X said holding up the 5-7 SC Pistol
“Not only is this a silent and deadly pistol but it can do this” He said aiming it at Bren’s laptop and it turned off
“EMP effect, can take out computers and lights for a short time” X explained
“You’re lucky I’ve saved the data from last time” Bren said shaking his head but he got up to explain the next test
“Alright for this next test, we are each gonna test your sidearm’s to see how well you can do with accuracy and speed. We got four hostages, and four bad guys, so I think you know the drill. Their will be smoke going around to make things more interesting and you will be on the clock” Bren explained, “X you go first” Bren said and X nodded
“Ready, set, go” Rommel called out and X slammed through the door shooting the first guard target with the silenced pistol, he set the hostage down and moved into the hallway scanning the area when another target popped up which got shot down right in the head.
He slammed the next door firing on the last two guards and running out the door to end the time.
“Alright, 27 seconds, not bad” Rommel said
“Raiden think you can beat that?” Bren asked
“Course I can” He said taking his position
“Go!” Rommel shouted and Raiden slammed down the first door shooting the first guard, the gunshot was loud but it did the damage. He ran though the hallway running past the guard but firing back to take it out. Raiden then slammed through the last door to fire on the last two guards and run out the other door.
“22 seconds, impressive but what worries me is that fact your gun isn’t silenced” Bren said
“It is only to be used when we are exposed, but we need the extra power to take on any threat” Raiden said
“Useless in a stealth mission then” X said
“Hey I got the job done faster” Raiden said
“But after the first shot the guards would have been on you, think about that” X said.
Raiden just groaned a bit
“Both pistols did the job, they killed the guards, they were able to hit them without killing the hostages, but I like the SC Pistol better because it can be silenced, and it can have an EMP function, edge Sam” Russell explained
Edge: Sam Fisher
It now shows them inside the fight club with both guys holding their knives up
“This is the SC Knife, a good combat knife which I can do this” X said slamming the knife into the gel torso’s side of the head where it went right though
“Ok it’s pretty obvious it’s a kill, it’s a knife, if it goes though the head like what we just saw, it will most likely hit the brain, and just pretty much ruin anyone’s day.” Russell said
“True a knife is a good weapon but what I have here is the shock knife” Raiden said holding it up
“Shock knife?” Rommel asked
“Yes, this is able to deliver a nonlethal charge taking out anyone one” Raiden explained
To test this claim, Rommel will in fact be shocked with the knife, medical personal standby just in case
Two men held up the Shirtless Rommel and Raiden touched Rommel’s shoulder with the blade, he didn’t cut but Rommel cringed and then lost control of his legs and almost fell to the ground if it wasn’t for the two men hold him up
“Rommel you ok?” Bren asked
“Remind not to do that again…” He grumbled
“He is alright, I won’t have to find a new co-host” Bren joked helping him up
“Between the SC Knife and the Stun Knife, I like the Stun Knife, a knife is a knife but when you add the nonlethal ability, when it comes to stealth missions you might not want to kill anyone, Edge Snake” Russell said
Edge: Solid Snake
“Alright X what do you have for the special weapons?” Bren asked
X held up the iconic Multivision Goggles
“These are the multivision goggles, it can sense electric charges, heat signatures and it also provides night vision as well. Pretty much a useful tool to have around” X explained
“And you Raiden?” Bren asked
Raiden held up a box
“You’re joking…” Bren said face palming
“It’s a useful sneaking tool, hide in the box, guards walk past” Raiden said
“Unless they are smart enough to look under the box” X said
“Ever Notice that guards are stupid” Raiden said
“Point taken, but lets face it, you can’t hide in that box without me seeing your heat signature” X said
“Alright let’s test that theory out” Bren said as they went out to the field, Five boxes were arranged and Raiden hid in the 2 to the right box while X was turned around
“Alright X, I want you to see if you can find Raiden” Bren said as X turned around and switched the goggles to thermal
“2nd to the right, nice try, its gonna take more then cardboard to hide from me” X said as Raiden got out from under the box
“I agree” Bren said
Edge: Sam Fisher
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
It’s Spy vs. Spy who will win?
Sam Fisher, or Solid Snake, who will be victorious?
“Let’s do this” Bren said hitting the last key starting the simulation
It opens up inside a large war factory at night, during a Full Moon, where we see a window being cut open. A figure jumped into the darkness where he turned to the camera and you can see its Sam Fisher in his original outfit.
In another area, down by the loading bay, A guard who was patrolling was pulled down into a nearby shrub and the sound of a knife going through a neck was hear. The young Snake stepped out of the bush and looked around. Seeing that the coast was clear he went through the door and into a hallway.
Sam went to the security terminal and fired his silent pistol at the guard who fell over dead and began to look at the monitors. He noticed on one of the screens Snake who just grabbed a guard and slit his throat. The camera zooms in on his Fox Hound Emblem on his shoulder.
Sam grimaced and pulled away, he needed to take care of this threat before he ruins everything.
Snake made it up to the terminal where he noticed the dead guard. He closed his eyes and listened and then moved out of the way before he got shot by the waiting Sam in the darkness with his 20K.
Snake drew his silenced P90 and fired into the darkness and then ran back the way he came, he didn’t realize there was another agent.
Sam who didn’t get shot cracked his neck and followed in hot pursuit.
Down into the hallway Snake made it to the end where he drew his Desert Eagle; he waited for Sam to get into view. Sam ran out into the open and was almost shot by the pistol; he backed off and then noticed something, a fuse box right across from him. He aimed his pistol at it and the fuse fizzled with an electric charge causing the lights to go out.
Snake surprised ran into nearby room which was filled with boxes, most likely from the loading dock while Sam turned on his night vision.
Snake waited just outside of the door holding his knife, trying to still his breath. Sam fisher walked into the room and Snake grabbed him.
“Who are you?” He demanded
“No one you need to know” Sam replied slamming the butt of the gun into Snake which caused him to drop his P90 from his belt, and then Sam turned around. Snake had already drawn his knife and almost slammed it into Sam’s shoulder, but he was fast enough to grab his hand and then kick him in the gut forcing him to drop the knife.
Snake sent a spinning kick knocking Sam down before he could shoot Snake on the ground. Sam groaned a bit as he tried to readjust his goggles which moved a bit during the scuffle.
Snake knew he couldn’t win like this and ran out of the room and back outside where he noticed some boxes being loaded onto a truck. He hid inside a large box holding his pistol. He looked out of a small hole he made, once he saw Sam in the moonlight he would get him with the desert eagle.
Sam held his 20K up as he went outside, he looked around the truck and only saw boxes, but he was about to leave when he thought he noticed something. He pointed his gun at one of the boxes.
Snake kept his breath still; did he know he was in the box?
Sam pressed a button on his goggles and then smiled. He fired bullets into the box and the sound of Snake groaning in pain could be heard.
Sam pulled the box off and he saw the bullet riddled Snake.
“Nice try Fox Hound” He said turning away to finish the mission.
Winner: Sam Fisher
“Out of the course of 1000 battles, Sam won 661 times against Snakes 339 victories. Mostly due to the fact that Sam had better weapons and the better gear” Bren explained
SC-20K M.A.W.S: 293
5-7 SC Pistol: 210
SC Knife: 158
Multi-Vision Goggles: 0
FN P90: 133
Desert Eagle. L.B.: 127
Stun Knife: 79
Cardboard Box: 0
“Sam Fisher is a powerful agent, Snake may be a good fighter, but Sam is better” X said
“I still think Snake could have won, oh well, I guess it will be up to me for now on” Raiden said chuckling a bit
The final scene shows Sam Fisher on a Transport Helicopter watching the plant explode, he smiled as he continued to fly further and further way.
AN: Sorry to all Metal Gear Fans.