Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 12. Isaac Clark Vs Alec Mason
AN: the Characters I will be using are from Dead Space and Red Faction Guerilla respectively to those who don’t know.
Red Faction’s hero whose action’s help stopped the threat of EDF.
An engineer who fought waves of Necromorphs to find his wife.
Who is deadliest?
Bren chuckled at his seat.
“We are back to season 2. And right off the bat we got a match up of two fighters who are both powerful” Bren said
Rommel nodded his head in agreement
“The weapons both people will be using were not originally military, they were meant for labor but turned into weapons” Rommel said.
Both Sides bring a deadly arsenal of weapons to the game.
Isaac will be bringing.
The Remote Control Disk Ripper
211-V Plasma Cutter
C99 Supercollider Contact Beam
To test the weapons for Alec the team brought Carmen Avila, who fought in the Red Faction along side Alec.
For Isaac they brought Zach Hammond who was with Isaac when the necromorphs attacked.
For the first test both sides will be using their mid range weapons.
It shows the team on the firing range and Zach held the Disk Ripper.
“This is the disk ripper, originally used for cutting through solid rock and metal. Course after Isaac got a hold of this, it was just chaos against the necromorphs” Zach explained
“Right, well what I got is a Gel torso set up, I want you to just cut him up to see what it could do to a human” Rommel said.
Zach nodded his head and activated the device; a circular saw shot out and went right through the neck of the torso, beheading the victim. He fired another one but instead of it going off it spun on a tether in front of Zach and he swung the ripper and the saw went right through the torso, he swung a few more times and the torso looked like a Thanksgiving turkey.
“Yikes” Russell said looking over the torso,” It’s obvious it’s a kill, you can fire the saw, and then when you control it like what you did, you just cut up the victim like it was nothing, I would hate to see this in my face”
“Right, but that’s a bit of a short range weapon, our weapon can fire even further away and rapid fire as well” Carmen said holding up her weapon.
“This Grinder can fire up to 7 shots before reloading and it’s able to cut up pretty well” She said aiming at her gel torso.
She fired five shots and four of them hit taking cuts of rubber and bone out.
Russell looked over the damage
“You are hitting veins, limbs and other vital areas, it’s scary really. But the problem I see is that you can only fire. The Ripper can fire and hold and blade and use it as a defense” Russell said
“So Edge Ripper?” Bren asked
“Edge ripper” Rommel said
Carmen held up her next weapon, the arc welder
“This will take out a group of enemies. And it is a personal favorite weapon. It fires electrical bolts at a group of targets and it is just powerful” She said
“Alright, I set up a couple of pig carcasses hanging around, that’s five of them with varying lengths of distance between them. So let’s see what happens next” Bren said
Carmen took aim and shot a bolt from the gun, the bolt traveled through the first pig and then arced to the others and soon the smell of pig flesh burning filled the air.
Russell cut open one of the pigs and his eyes widened
“This pigs insides are fried. This weapon not only can take out a group of people but it fries their insides so the chance of survival is most certainly minimal.” Russell said
Zach held up the torch
“This is a basic flamethrower, used for construction now for burning.” Zach said aiming his gun at his own pig carcass; he fired the flame right out engulfing the poor swine in an inferno.
When the flames died down the pig was nothing but black charcoal
“I don’t need to cut open this pig to know that he is dead and burned to a crisp.” Russell said
“Ok between the two weapons. I got to put my money on the Arc Welder, it uses electricity and that is hard to avoid, it also can affect the area as well in the simulation. I like the torch but I think the Welder is just a bit better” Bren said
Zach held up his contact beam.
“This is a contact beam, a wrecking ball in a gun” He said
“No kidding, alright fire at the pig carcass” Rommel said
Zach took aim and fired a shot, it was more of a pulse fire but the pig fell to the ground and blood was pooling around it.
Russell looked at the damage and nodded his head
“The back of the pig has a large hole in its back, the front nothing. The organs are also crushed. This thing even without the external damage, the internal damage is just…wow” Russell said
Carmen held up a remote charge set it on her pig, she calmly walked away and she held up the detonator switch. She pressed the button and the pig just blew to kingdom come.
“Holy cow” Bren said looking at the spot where the pig used to be.
“It’s gone, completely gone. This thing is just impressive” Bren said
“So which weapon do I prefer? Well I prefer the remote charges, portable and can be used for traps and such. The contact beam is useful but it has to be held, charge you just toss down and press a button” Rommel said
Inside the building Zach held up a small pistol
“This is the cutter, a simple gun used for cutting up pipe and such, it can also be used as a melee weapon if needed” Zach explained
“Alright, we set up three gel torsos, why don’t you show off what it can do” Bren said
Zach nodded his head and then swung to the side nailing one of the torsos in the head, he swung down on another one’s head and they heard a sickening crack, he finally took aim and fired on the last one in the face blowing half of the head off.
“Very nice, it can fire bullets and be used a club. And the factures on the head, these factures are caving in and hitting the brain, those kinds of injuries are pretty much kill shots. As for blasting part of a face off, it’s pretty obvious you would kill them” Russell said
Carmen held up the sledgehammer
“This is the sledgehammer. A good weapon for close quarter combat. Watch” She said swinging the hammer right into a hanging pig carcass, everyone heard the sickening crack of the bone breaking and then she swung one more time and the hammer hit its mark sending the pig down as the body left the handing limbs behind still hanging.
“Oh my god, that is brutal” Russell said, “Internal bleeding, broken ribs, and just plain carnage”
“Between the Cutter and the Hammer, I got my edge on the Cutter, you can swing it and shoot it, meaning options.” Rommel said
Before the final battle, the team must look over one more factor, one that can not be tested in the lab. An X factor.
For Isaac Clark, his X factor is the love of his wife.
“Isaac went to many lengths to find his wife, going outside into space, fighting off many necromorphs. He really loved her” Zach explained
For Alec Mason, his X factor is revenge.
“Alec had a brother who was the reason he joined Red Faction, EDF killed his brother and Alec just couldn’t take it.” Carmen explained.
“Between the two X factors, my edge has to go to Alec, he is driven by revenge, he wants to kill those who are his enemy and that by far is one motivation that can drive many warriors into battle” Bren said
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
Who will win.
It shows Isaac in his armor welding a pipe together
Vs Demotion expert
It shows Alec setting up some charges to destroy a condemned building
It shows Alec waiting behind cover holding a switch as he watched some EDF troops cross a bridge, he pressed the switch and the demotion charges under the bridge blew up taking out the troops.
Vs Brute force
It shows Isaac swinging his cutter into a necromorphs face, he then slammed his foot into the fallen creature.
Fighting for his wife.
It shows Isaac looking at a picture of his wife
Vs fighting for revenge
It shows Alec watching his brother get gunned down and him clutching his fist.
“Alright let’s do this” Bren said hitting the last key starting the simulation.
It opens up in a large space ship. The lights are broken, many pipes are broken off the walls.
Isaac Clark was walking through a corridor looking around, in his hand was the cutter.
On another part of the ship, Alec Mason was holding his Arc Welder, on his back was his back pack and on his side his hammer. On the other side was the grinder.
Both sides met up inside a large room that seemed to be a medical bay.
They looked at each other and Alec made the first move by firing a bolt from his Arc Welder.
Isaac quickly dodged and retreated back with Alec firing a few more shots from his Arc Welder.
Isaac fired a few shots behind him with his Cutter but both shots missed and he spied a nearby Torch. He grabbed it and then turned around and set up a stream of fire surprising Alec and forcing him to drop his Welder and run around a corner into a different corridor.
Isaac followed the path and dropped the torch to pick up a Contact beam. He scanned the corridor and held up the beam.
He walked slowly forward and heard some shuffling in another room. He opened the door and stepped in and nearly got beheaded by a grinder disk shot.
He fired a pulse from the Contact beam but it missed Alec leaving a large dent in the wall.
Alec fired another disk and it hit the contact beam rendering it useless to Isaac and he ran out and grabbed a nearby ripper that was next to some cut up pipes.
Alec followed in pursuit but then noticed something. He took a stepped back and went into another room.
He came back out without his backpack on but he continued to follow the path of Isaac and almost got his head cut off by the ripper disk shot by Isaac.
Alec fired two more shots from his grinder and retreated back the way he came and Isaac followed him back into the corridor.
Alec turned around and fired one more shot and it hit the Ripper rendering it useless as well.
Isaac pulled out his cutter and Alec fired a shot form his grinder only to hear it click. He tossed the gun down and pulled out his sledgehammer from his side.
Isaac ran at Alec and swung the cutter but Alec blocked with the hammer with his own swing. They both traded blows blocking each other when Isaac took a step back and Alec swung to the side knocking him into the nearby room.
Got up and heard the door shut and then he saw the words inside of the small room he was in, “Air Lock”
He also noticed some small devices on the other door and then he realized what they were.
Isaac turned around and saw Alec holding up the switch to the demolition charge and the last thing Isaac saw was the switch being turn on.
The charge blew a hole in the door and it sucked Isaac out into deep space and Alec held up his hand and shouted, “For Red Faction!”
Winner: Alec Mason.
“Out of 1000 battles, Alec won 597 times against Isaac’s 403 victories. It was the power of his weapons that allowed him victory” Bren said
The Grinder: 144
Arc Welder: 152
Sledge Hammer: 97
Remote Charges.: 204
The Remote Control Disk Ripper: 103
Hydrogen Torch: 73
211-V Plasma Cutter: 122
C99 Supercollider Contact Beam: 105
The final scene shows Alec taking one last look through the airlock window before leaving the area.
AN: Alright, we have started season 2. Can’t wait to do more chapters.