Parodies and Spoofs Fanfiction: Deadliest Warrior, Season X - 11. Back For Blood
AN: That’s right, inspired by the real show’s back for blood special, I’m going to pit the best of the One on One fighters against each other with the best group fighter’s against each other. The exception of the one on one fighter’s is Subject Delta as he has a shotgun as well as spear gun. So forgive me for that.
Last season 20 deadly warriors faced off against each other. Only 10 survived to become the champions of their fights.
Bren, Russell, and Rommel were at a table looking at each other.
“Alright guys, we got ten warriors, and we really need to figure out how to pair them off” Russell said
“Agreed” Bren said, “So I’m going to divide them by firearms, so we will have one champion from firearms and one from non firearms” Bren said
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement
The first season’s non fire arms winners were:
The titan Subject Delta
It shows Subject Delta slamming his drill into Link
The strong and smart Gordon Freeman
It shows Gordon slamming his crowbar into Zim
Hot tempered alchemist, Edward Elric
It shows Edward slamming his hand onto the ground sending Zuko into the ravine
The Crime Fighting hero Robin
It shows Robin slamming Sora out of the building window
And the Brutal Uruk-hai warrior
It shows the Uruk-hai swinging his scimitar right into the face of the Dremora
“Alright lets see who would be the better fighter” Bren said
“Lets look at Robin, he is a tough warrior, beat a magic using warrior as well” Russell said
“That is true, but his weapons were not originally designed to kill, only to take out a criminal to take him to jail” Rommel said
“Right, and comparing the weapons of the other’s, Robin may have a modern edge, but not the killing edge” Bren said
“So he is out” Rommel said
“Robin is out” Bren said
“So what about the Uruk-hai?” Bren asked
“I like them, they have decent weapons at all ranges, and that scimitar is most certainly a brutal weapon” Russell said
“I agree, I think he would make a decent show at least” Rommel said
“Speaking of good show, what about Edward Elric?” Russell asked
“He is a good fighter, but the problem I see is that he is a close range fighter, his long range alchemy isn’t the best for offense, not to say that he isn’t tough but I don’t this is right for him” Bren said
“But lets not forget the big daddy Subject Delta, man oh man he is a brutal fighter” Russell said
“Yeah it’s that drill he has, it can be swung, or drilled into a victim, very horrible way to die” Rommel said
“But last and certainly not least we got Gordon Freeman” Bren said
“Yeah Gordon is a tough contender but the problem is that his weapons are more improvised, I mean, a crowbar against a sword or drill” Russell said
“I agree, so Subject Delta against the Uruk-hai” Rommel said
“That’s right” Bren said
Now the gang will look over last season’s weapon’s data and compare them with each other.
Subject Delta’s weapons are
While the Uruk-hai wields the
It shows the group looking over clips of testing of the Scimitar and the drill
“Alright guys who agrees that the sword would lose against the drill, I mean while the scimitar is a useful weapon, against a drill it would be tough to attack Delta” Bren said
“I agree, the sword could pierce using the end but that swing would be tough to pull off” Rommel said
“Yeah” Bren said
Edge: Subject Delta
It then shows them watching the tests of the spear gun and crossbow
“Ok both are very decent weapons, and judging by the damage I would say the crossbow has more power, but the spear gun can fire more rounds a lot faster” Bren said
“Hard to tell which is better” Rommel said nodded his head in thought
“I say both are equal” Russell said
“I can agree with that” Bren said
It then shows them looking over the shotgun and bladed shield clips
“Hmm, the shotgun is deadly at close quarters and the shield is a decent defense, however I have my doubts that it could kill” Bren said
“The shotgun is much more powerful I have no doubts” Rommel said
“I guess I got to agree with that” Bren said
It finally shows them looking over the grenade launcher and pike clips
“This is an interesting choice, the pike and grenade launcher give range, but the grenade launcher has a risk of getting caught in the blast, plus your using resources” Bren said
“True, the pike is a decent weapon and it can be reused, but the grenade launcher is a powerful weapon despite the ammo issue” Rommel said
“I say the edge should go the grenade launcher it has more range and killing potential” Russell said
“I agree” Rommel said
Edge: Subject Delta
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. And to make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky blow, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner
Who will win?
Subject Delta, or the Uruk-hai?
“Time to see who is more powerful” Bren said hitting the last key on the laptop
The simulation opens up at a small beach with a dock, it was a cloudy day and you can see a large water pod at the dock that has been open.
A little sister was walking around the beach smiling but then out of some nearby woods came out an Uruk-hai who walked to the girl
“Man flesh, this will make a decent meal” He said pulling off his back his pike but then the little sister screamed, “That’s a bad man daddy!”
Before the Uruk-hai could asked he heard the almost gargled sound of Delta who ran from nearby cover and fired a spear from his spear gun which missed the Uruk-hai
The Uruk-hai charged at the big daddy with his pike, slamming it into the chest and letting out some steam from the suit but the big daddy didn’t seem to notice the damage and slamming the Uruk-hai away and pulling the pike out and tossing it to the side
The Uruk-hai ran across the beach with Delta following his trail when the Uruk-hai pulled from his back his crossbow and fired at Delta, the arrow hit the big daddy where his heart would have been and that seemed to slow him down and he stopped.
The Uruk-hai began to grin but that look went away when Delta drew his grenade launcher and fired on the Uruk-hai
The Uruk-hai ran from the blasts, nearly getting hit in the process but he drew his sword and shield and ran towards Delta when the blasts stopped.
Delta dropped the grenade launcher and drew his shotgun just as the Uruk-hai came within range, he fired but the shot only hit the shield knocking it out of the hand of the Uruk-hai
The Uruk-hai swung the sword down on the shotgun cutting the barrel in half at an odd angle, Delta knowing it would be useless at this way dropped the gun and clutched the wound where his heart was and began to back away
The Uruk-hai picked up his shield and snarled at the big daddy, daring him to come back.
That set off Delta and he let out a grunt and his drill revved up and he made one final charge at the Uruk-hai who charged at him.
The drill slammed right into the Uruk-hai’s armor and pierced the man prompting him to cough up some blood onto the big daddy’s armor.
The Uruk-hai dropped his shield and sword and Delta slammed the dying Uruk-hai into the ground and let out a triumphant roar of victory.
Winner: Subject Delta
“Out of 1000 battles, Subject Delta won 695 times against the Uruk-hai’s 305 victory’s, mostly due to the fact that Delta had more power with the drill, his weapons had bullets and explosives, and the will to protect the little sister.
The Drill: 226
Spear Gun: 113
Grenade launcher: 210
Bladed shield: 37
“Can’t say I’m surprised, the Uruk-hai is powerful no doubt, but Subject Delta is brutal, smart, and fights with more powerful weapons, this makes him the best of the one on one warriors” Bren said
The final clip shows Subject Delta picking up the little sister who smiled and kissed the big daddy’s helmet saying, “Great job Mr. Bubbles”
But the carnage doesn’t stop here, now is the time for the best of the group fighters. The winners of the season one fire arm’s winner were.
The battle bred Clone Trooper’s
It shows the clone trooper stabbing his vibroblade into the brotherhood’s neck
The Deadly Assassin Droid, HK47
It shows HK47 dropping the thermal detonator and running out the room while the lone Wander is on the ground
Rommel’s war trained WFSS
It shows Rommel shooting Bren who was on the ground with his Luger pistol
The Spectre Commander Sheppard
It shows Sheppard firing his hand cannon pistol into the back of Master Chief’s helmet
And the cruel and powerful Enclave Warriors
It shows the Enclave soldier slamming his ripper into the ODST’s armor
“Alright lets compare, first off Commander Sheppard” Bren said
“Tough fighter but what I fight about him and his team is that they are based on individual tactics rather then a whole, that would cause a problem in a real life fight” Rommel said
“I agree, compared to everyone else I would say that could get a few snags if they don’t think as a whole” Bren said
“But what the Clone Troopers?” Russell asked
“Loved them, right from the start, they work together, fight together, and boy their tools are good for the right situation” Bren said
“Yeah but what about HK47 he was a tough droid” Rommel said
“True, but that’s all he is, a droid. While I admit the idea of a squad of assassin droids would make for a nice fight I got to say that the other groups could out think them” Bren said
“That said lets talk about the Enclave, heavy armor, squad tactics and by far the scariest weapon of them all, the ripper” Russell said
“Yeah that ripper is powerful, their weapons meant to do the most damage to anyone” Rommel said
“Yeah I agree” Bren said
“Now lets talk about me and my group” Rommel said
“Sorry Rommel, but I hate to say that against the Clone Troopers or the Enclave, you are outclassed. They have plasma weapons, laser weapons, and by far more armor, against a normal group you have the edge but against these guys, you are a big fish in a small pond” Bren said
Rommel shook his head and sighed, “Right I guess I can’t deny it” Rommel said.
The Gang will be looking over the data over last season’s testing; both sides will be bringing in powerful firearms.
The Clone Trooper’s bring to the fight
DC-15A Blaster Rifle
DC-15S Blaster Pistol
Wrist mounted Flamethrower
While the Enclave has
The Plasma Rifle
The Plasma Pistol
It shows the group looking over the Blaster Rifle and the Plasma Rifle clips
“Looking at both weapons, one is a laser, the other is plasma, both have equal killing potential, and both are pretty much high tech” Bren said
“I agree, I can’t pick between the two of them, both are good weapons” Rommel said
“So I say both are equal in killing potential” Russell said
It shows them looking over the tests for the Plasma pistol and blaster pistol
“Hmm looking at the plasma pistol I got to say I’m not as impressed. The blaster pistol has more accuracy and in a life or death situation, if you can’t hit a guy no matter how powerful it is it is useless” Bren said
“I can agree with that” Rommel said
Edge: Clone Troopers
It shows them looking over the grenades
“Alright, thermal detonator against plasma grenades, both make a big boom, but what I like about the plasma grenade is that it can good past armor while a thermal detonator could be muffled by armor” Bren said
“I agree, both are deadly but the plasma grenade can do far more damage” Rommel said
It shows them looking over the melee data
“What about the close quarters, I liked the vibroblade” Bren said
“Dude, you like swords no matter what they are, but lets face facts, the ripper can do far more damage then a vibroblade” Rommel said
“Yes but don’t forget the vibroblade has more range” Russell said
“True but that damage that the ripper caused against the ODST is a lot more then the vibroblade” Rommel said
Bren nodded his head
“Good point” Bren said
It then shows them looking over the special weapon, both flamethrowers
“Alright looking at both flamethrowers, both do equal damage” Bren said
“True but lets not forget the Clone Trooper has it on his wrist rather then carrying around on his back” Rommel said
“True, if they hit the tank on the back that wouldn’t end well for the user, while on the wrist it is much faster and easier to use” Russell said
“Alright the Clone Trooper would get the edge” Bren said
Edge: Clone Trooper
Now Bren will impute all the data into a state of the art simulation program. As both sides do all missions in squads of 5, Bren sets the computer to simulate a squad on squad battle. To make sure the battle isn’t won by a lucky bullet, Bren will simulate the battle 1000 times to declare a winner.
It is the Clone Troopers against the Enclave who will have the best squad based tactics?
“Time to see who the best fire arms wielder is” Bren said hitting the last key
The simulation opens up at Evergreens Mill where all the raiders were cleared out along with the large super mutant
It shows a squad of enclave lead by a man in Hell fire power armor and flamer patrolling the area.
In another area up on a cliff a group of Clone Troopers lead by a Trooper with a pre-Clone War’s helmet scanned the area. The man with the binoculars signaled his group and pointed in the direction of the Enclave.
They began to march towards them taking cover as they go along around them.
The clone troopers rappelled down the cliff side quietly and then took position behind some old rusting metal shacks. The leader signaled them to split up and flank them.
Two of them both armed with blaster rifles nodded and went one way while the leader and the other two came out of cover and fired on the group of Enclave taking out of the soldiers.
The Enclave leader called out, “Scatter” and they took cover behind an old train and traded gun shots with the three troops.
One enclave fired his plasma pistol nailing one of the clones in the chest knocking him down dead
One of the clones who were flanking the Enclave drew a thermal detonator and tossed it at two soldiers who were behind cover, all they had time to shout was, “Sh-” before being blown up
The Enclave leader and his other solider ran from cover and went inside the mill and the Clone leader shouted, “After them” and all 4 ran into the building.
The clone leader held his blaster up ready for anything, he pointed to an opening and one of the troopers nodded and went through the open doorway only to be ambushed by an enclave with a ripper, he quickly fired his flamethrower onto the man engulfing him in flames and sending him to the ground.
The man was barely breathing and another clone trooper walked to his comrade holding his blaster pistol to the Enclave’s head
“Say goodnight” He said about to fire his pistol and execute him but then the downed Enclave trooper pressed a button on the side of his plasma grenade that was on his belt
“Damn it gren-“was all the clone trooper had time to say as the green explosion took out both troopers
The Clone leader and his other solider ran down another doorway and went down into a cavern where they saw the large Raider bazaar.
“Stay frosty” the leader said as the other solider walked up a pathway only to be ambushed by the leader with his flamer
The trooper fell down into the water screaming in pain
The Clone Leader fired his blaster at the Enclave leader who dropped his flamer and drew from his side his plasma pistol and fired at the clone
Both sides traded shots but the Enclave leader fired one more shot that hit the Clone’s gun white turned into a pile of goo
The clone drew his vibroblade from his side and ran up the pathway but then the Enclave held his pistol up but it clicked
“Damn it” The Enclave leader said tossed the pistol at the clone who cut it in half with a swing from his vibroblade.
The Leader drew his ripper and revved it up and both sides stared at each other ready to make a move.
The clone made the first move swinging down but the Enclave jumped back and the clone kept swinging his sword until the Enclave backed into a wall
The clone sent a thrust at the enclave but he was too slow, the Enclave sidestepped and the sword got stuck into the wall.
The Enclave’s ripped was slammed into the clone’s back who fell forward in pain, he was barely alive but the Enclave was finished, he slammed the ripper into the clone’s back sending blood all over the floor and armor, when the Enclave was sure he was dead he let out a call, “For President Eden”
“Out of 1000 battles the Enclave beat the Clone Troopers 553 to 447, a close fight but it was the brutal tactics and power that won them this fight” Bren said
The Plasma Rifle: 141
The Plasma Pistol: 94
Plasma Grenade: 178
The Ripper: 91
The Flamer: 49
DC-15A Blaster Rifle: 122
DC-15S Blaster Pistol: 67
Thermal Detonator: 149
Wrist mounted Flamethrower: 86
“The Enclave won, they are strong, their weapons meant for combat, that’s not to say that clone Trooper’s aren’t tough they just aren’t tough enough” Rommel said
The final clip shows the Enclave Trooper getting out of the mill.
AN: I don’t want flames for this, if you want to talk about it, set up a topic in my forum that I set up. You can also set up new ideas as well for the next season. See ya then.