Jaws Fanfiction: Jaws:Unleashed - 12. Blood on the Beach, Part 1
Alright, for this chapter think ‘Piranha 3D’ but with giant catfish and large killer Orcas. Enjoy!
“YEAH! Ladies, look at those…WEAPONS OF MASTURBATION right over here!”, Eli Roth, the Wet T-Shirt Host, yelled into the crowd. The summer crowd turned out well, all the teenagers near the giant floating stage, the elderly and young near the Pond, and everyone else on the beach.The police, a police chopper, and two Coast Guard Cutters patroled the area. The chopper had a .50 Caliber machine gun on it’s side, the Cutter had many cannons, and the patrol boats had shotguns. In addition, two state-of-the-art miniature submarines patroled underwater. And if that wasn’t enough, the U.S.S. John F. Kennedy nuclear aircraft carrier and it’s ships: U.S.S. Lucado (destroyer), U.S.S. McNally (destroyer), U.S.S. Havana (cruiser), U.S.S. Nautilus (nuclear submarine), and the U.S.S. Washington (heavy cruiser), it’s 40 F-22 Raptor jets and 20 Blackhawk helicopters and 30 Apache attack choppers provided additional support.
Near the stage, Danny (played by Ving Rhames) was in a Patrol Boat, Dragon’s Breath (SPAZ-12 w/ Incindiary Ammo) in hand. He scanned the water for any signs of trouble, and jumped whenever he saw a fish swim by.RING,RING,RING! His phone got a text message. He pulled it out and flipped it open. What he read made his hair stand on end:The Fish r coming! RUN! 🙁
“Cut the engine!”, Danny told the driver. He pulled out his secondary weapon, a Desert Eagle hand gun with a Gold paintjob. He pointed skyward and let it off.BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!Everyone jumped and looked towards Danny, everyone stopping whatever they were doing.Danny pulled out a bullhorn and yelled into it: “Everyone, please calmly get onshore. The Sherrif has declared an emergency!” Although the Sheriff did no such thing.Of course, the drunken teens didn’t listen.”Don’t worry, we got beer over here! WOO!”, yelled one.Another flipped him off. A third jumped into the water. A fourth threw an empty beer can at him. And a fifth took her top off.About ten minutes later, they were all screaming and trying to get out of the water…failing horribly.
Under the waves…Xerxes and Scourge led the 3,000 strong army of fish into the partygoers midst unnoticed. Xerxes looked back at them and gave the order.”Alright, on my signal…WE ATTACK!”, he yelled. So by himself, he picked out a target. She was an unattractive methhead in a tube, waving her bra.Xerxes laughed at himself and quickly bit her left buttcheek. Then he bit her left. She jerked around a bit, wondering what was going on. That was the signal, and more Piranha rushed in to devour her once Scourge bit into her…well…you know…reproductive organ.She screamed, the other Piranha dragged her through the tube, and a gyser of blood and gore spewed out.Panic was instantaniously.
The Tsars Body Bombed boats. The Leviathans electrocuted the water, stunning many and leaving them helpless. The Piranha put their ‘overwhelming force’ tactic to good use. And in something very stupid, many partygoers got on the floating stage. Seeing their opertunity, the Tsars heaved on the back end of the stage, causing the whole thing to overturn. Many were crushed, trapped, or electrocuted when the wires snapped.Simply put…it was a massacre.
The Police did their best to kill them. They opened fire with shotguns, assault rifles, and handguns. Many were killed, but the tide refused to stem.The police tried heaving the teens into their boats, which overfilled quickly. The officer’s hands and clothes were covered in blood and other fluids, increasing the gore level.In a last resort, once Danny ran out of ammo, he took out his Tazer and electrocuted the water. Although this seems stupid, he was able to get a 12 Kill Streak on the Piranhas, one of which was Scourge.
“We got a 30-man team in the water helping civilians. We need more support!”, the pilot yelled into his mike. Behind him, the .50 Caliber opened fire on the water, killing many of all species.The other man let down a Rope Ladder for survivors to climb up. They were all swarmed the ladder, eventually causing it to break. The three lucky men that got on had heavy injuries to their legs and torso, one had his intestines showing.
“This is Eagle-7-Niner with support Blackhawks en route to your position.”, said the Apache pilot. The Apache led twelve Blackhawk helicopters each with a .50 Caliber machine gun attached. The Apache had twelve AMRAAM missles and 10,000 rounds of bullets to empty out on the fish.”Most civilians are on the flipped stage in the center of the water. Be advised, stage is sinking under pressure and there are bogeys in the water.”, said the Police Chopper pilot.Just as the Apache pilot was about to respond, three F-22 Raptors tore by him. Soon, the sky was filled with planes and helicoptors of all kinds available.”Who’s in control here?”, asked the Apache pilot.”You, sir. The fleet was attacked and we were ordered to take off by the captain. We’re the remaining 49% of the Air Force assigned to the fleet.”, was his response.”Are there any surviving ships?”, asked the dumbfounded pilot after a minute or two.”Yes, sir. The Nautilus was able to avoid the attacking sharks, and the Washington and Havana escaped with minimal damage. The others were sunk.”, was his response.
Near the sunk U.S.S. John F. Kennedy, amid the floating debris and lifeboats, were Jaws and his family.”I knew this would happen. Dammit, Xerxes! I’ll turn him into sushi when I get ahold of him.”, Jaws muttered angrily. As Jaw tried to calm him down, Fang and Scales swam about, devouring any poor sap who didn’t get in a lifeboat.
And under the 4th of July Massacre…”Hey, where the hell is the Mayor?”, Xerxes asked a random fish. He had been swimming around the carnage looking for him, but having no luck whatsoever.”I don’t know, sir. He might be in the pond, that’s where the children and elderly are.”, the random fish said.”Hey, attention, everyone! Spread the word that the Mayor of Amity Island is now an H.V.T. (High Value Target). Anyone who finds him is my new second-in-command.”, Xerxes announced. He was seething about the death of Scourge, and was going to be damned if somebody didn’t kill the Mayor. Because without a shining leader, the humans were hopeless.